Thursday, December 17, 2015

Chatting with Skype-bots #4

[15/12/2015 11:12:07 AM] *** jolene lester would like to add you on Skype

Hi live:brian.nichols, I'd like to add you as a contact. ***
[15/12/2015 1:22:50 PM] *** Brian Nichols (work) has shared contact details with jolene lester. ***
[15/12/2015 5:07:23 PM] jolene lester: hi
[16/12/2015 6:11:14 PM] jolene lester: hi
[10:11:02 AM] Brian Nichols (work): hey there
[10:12:02 AM] jolene lester: heyy, thx for adding me...i had your username saved from a while ago, are you on any dating sites?
[10:26:10 AM] Brian Nichols (work): just J-Date
[10:27:16 AM] jolene lester: cant really remember how i got ur username.. but recently i got out of a relationship and i was hitting up guys i thought were cute lol...so u single?
[10:28:36 AM] Brian Nichols (work): Thanks but i'm not single and don't have a profile photo
[10:29:00 AM] Brian Nichols (work): I suppose my corporate logo thumbnail is rather cute though
[10:29:06 AM] jolene lester: pics are old skool hehe, i like to do cam 2 cam :)  i'm online right now http://taOLWWiax.xlocalcams.com/?invite=b2a7213d im the main girl u see there, type to me on the right hand side of my video
[10:30:00 AM] Brian Nichols (work): ok but first i want you to visit my site. It's moonbasetomato.blogspot.com
[10:30:39 AM] jolene lester: well either way its ok with me ;) BUT, you must be into blonde girls..are you?
[10:31:35 AM] Brian Nichols (work): not really. God told me i have to kill all the whores.
[10:32:30 AM] jolene lester: lol every guy is c'mon :p http://i.imgur.com/drsj2HK.jpg heres a pic i uploaded last night, you like? :)
[10:33:00 AM] Brian Nichols (work): that's not the reaction i usually get
[10:33:14 AM] Brian Nichols (work): btw my site may ask you for a credit card. it's just to make sure you're over 18.
[10:33:28 AM] jolene lester: i love to feel sexy...where would you like me to put those pretty red lips?? ;)
[10:33:44 AM] Brian Nichols (work): i'm a doggie. woof! woof!
[10:34:26 AM] jolene lester: haha bad boy! let me put on my computer cam for you one sec...
[10:35:15 AM] Brian Nichols (work): Jolene i already feel a connection. What's your spirit animal? I must know.
[10:35:46 AM] jolene lester: heres my profile http://QmL3wZTULyr.xlocaldates.com/?invite=c1807054 if you go there it'll have myprofile pic, but once you hit join it will display my camera to you ;) better not record me!
[10:37:00 AM] Brian Nichols (work): I won't Just hang on while i install Camtasia. I can't get Fraps to work.
[10:37:30 AM] jolene lester: this is only for YOU lol..after your in let me know your username so that i can add to you my friends list
[10:38:29 AM] Brian Nichols (work): This seems like a lot of technical hurdles. Can i just masturbate now?
[10:39:39 AM] jolene lester: oh its probably gonna ask you for a credit card to sign up for the app but its free babe,  its just for age verification. Im wearing almost nothing and I dont want any kids watching me lol
[10:40:08 AM] Brian Nichols (work): Just like my site! What did you think of my blog?
[10:40:33 AM] jolene lester: k... Let me know when you're in babe, you should see my cam on
[10:42:47 AM] Brian Nichols (work): It's ok? Yeah, i mean it's pretty amateur but i don't have a lot of time to spend on it. Maybe i'll write an aritcle about you. Lolene Jester, i mean Jolene Lester, love of my loins.
[10:43:12 AM] jolene lester: hmmm my pussy is so wet lol  ok I see u connecting, I'm gonna put on my outfit now , Just type here or in the chat when u can see me undressing ;)
[10:44:53 AM] Brian Nichols (work): I don't think that's me. I already jerked off while i was waiting for your macro script to reply.
[10:45:55 AM] jolene lester: k.. xoxo :)~
[10:47:24 AM] Brian Nichols (work): "wet lol? Listen, Jo, i'm not sure this long distance relationship is going to work out.
[10:48:24 AM] Brian Nichols (work): It's not you, it's my credit card. To put in terms you'd understand, it's maxed lol.
[10:49:02 AM] Brian Nichols (work): No hard feelings lol?
[10:49:42 AM] Brian Nichols (work): Arf!

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Chatting with Skype-bots #3

[12/2/2015 9:02:54 AM] *** meredith francis would like to add you on Skype

Hi bvnichols, I'd like to add you as a contact. ***
[12/3/2015 3:27:02 PM] *** Brian Nichols has shared contact details with meredith francis. ***
[7:06:57 PM] meredith francis: hello
[9:57:34 PM] Brian Nichols: hiya
[9:58:56 PM] meredith francis: heyy, thx for adding me...i had your username saved from a while ago, are you on any dating sites?
[10:18:22 PM] Brian Nichols: negative
[10:19:34 PM] meredith francis: cant really remember how i got ur username.. but recently i got out of a relationship and i was hitting up guys i thought were cute lol...so u single?
[10:19:52 PM] Brian Nichols: negative
[10:20:33 PM] meredith francis: well either way its ok with me ;) BUT, you must be into blonde girls..are you?
[10:20:40 PM] Brian Nichols: negative
[10:21:26 PM] meredith francis: lol every guy is c'mon :p http://i.imgur.com/drsj2HK.jpg heres a pic i uploaded last night, you like? :)
[10:21:34 PM] Brian Nichols: negative
[10:22:21 PM] meredith francis: i love to feel sexy...where would you like me to put those pretty red lips?? ;)
[10:25:20 PM] Brian Nichols: you better put them on your mom's cheek and then pray for forgiveness before the baby Jesus cries himself to sleep. i'm a married man, Ms Francis!
[10:26:04 PM] meredith francis: im not married, and if you are who cares...cause i dont! hehe
[10:26:42 PM] Brian Nichols: oh. well alright then.
[10:27:18 PM] meredith francis: haha bad boy! let me put on my computer cam for you one sec...
[10:27:59 PM] Brian Nichols: ok. wrap your lips around my dick like it's your only source of air
[10:28:30 PM] meredith francis: heres my profile http://RpfBMKTWb.xlocaldates.com/?invite=b2057394 if you go there it'll have myprofile pic, but once you hit join it will display my camera to you ;) better not record me!
[10:29:11 PM] Brian Nichols: why would I?
[10:29:49 PM] meredith francis: this is only for YOU lol..after your in let me know your username so that i can add to you my friends list
[10:30:43 PM] Brian Nichols: you mean after YOU'RE in
[10:31:38 PM] meredith francis: oh its probably gonna ask you for a credit card to sign up for the app but its free babe,  its just for age verification. Im wearing almost nothing and I dont want any kids watching me lol
[10:32:05 PM] Brian Nichols: i'm a married man, not a married kid
[10:32:35 PM] meredith francis: k... Let me know when you're in babe, you should see my cam on
[10:33:11 PM] Brian Nichols: who's your credit card processor?
[10:33:48 PM] meredith francis: hmmm my pussy is so wet lol  ok I see u connecting, I'm gonna put on my outfit now , Just type here or in the chat when u can see me undressing ;)

[10:34:03 PM] Brian Nichols: I might be able to get you lower merchant fees
[10:34:44 PM] meredith francis: k.. xoxo :)~
[10:34:50 PM] Brian Nichols: ?
[10:35:20 PM] Brian Nichols: anyway, negative on the site, sorry. you know there is free porn on the Internet, right?
[10:35:35 PM] Brian Nichols: like SO MUCH of it
[10:36:06 PM] Brian Nichols: I daresay you've entered a rather crowded market
[10:40:08 PM] Brian Nichols: Well Meredith the good news is that YOU'RE going on MY web site!
[10:41:16 PM] Brian Nichols: btw your hack website isn't accepting my credit card
[10:41:29 PM] Brian Nichols: I guess it was already reported stolen

[10:41:37 PM] Brian Nichols: well bye