Brian God: The world's most popular imaginary friend.
I think that would make a good T-shirt. (Tue, 27 Sep 2011 18:20:11 GMT)
Brian Pets are assholes (Mon, 26 Sep 2011 01:50:50 GMT)
Brian Ok Star Wars Blu-ray purchase justified by George Lucas' commentary during the Darth Vader "Noooo!" scene: "I wanted it to be like the Frankenstein monster...but not make it too obvious" (Sat, 24 Sep 2011 07:55:00 GMT)
Brian Dammit Internet, for the last time, "invite" is something i do, not something i have.
Invite (v.) / Invitation (n.)
Reveal (v.) / Revelation (n.) (Fri, 23 Sep 2011 23:28:31 GMT)
Brian What is it about strata councils that attracts people with authoritative personality disorders? (Thu, 22 Sep 2011 04:07:59 GMT)
Brian What do pedestrians and bicyclists have in common? Neither gives a shit about motorcyclists. (Wed, 21 Sep 2011 04:56:13 GMT)
Brian Star Wars on Blu-ray -- IT'S A TRAP! (Tue, 20 Sep 2011 06:12:41 GMT)
Brian Thank Thursday it's Friday! (Fri, 16 Sep 2011 19:56:09 GMT)
Brian has carpal tunnel. Two, in fact. (Thu, 15 Sep 2011 18:40:19 GMT)
Brian Back to school! What have i done?! (Tue, 13 Sep 2011 20:29:46 GMT)
Brian Uh oh, Spaghetti-Os™! Let's get the fuck out of here! (Tue, 13 Sep 2011 07:37:08 GMT)
Brian Grammar failure of the day: The BCIT Burnaby Campus is undergoing campus revitalization project which has *effected* parking at the Burnaby Campus. (Fri, 09 Sep 2011 23:51:21 GMT)
Brian My first-hand earthquake survival account: There i was, sitting at my desk, when suddenly... someone told me there was an earthquake eight minutes ago! (Fri, 09 Sep 2011 20:36:54 GMT)
Brian Question for people w/o cars: How do you do grocery shopping? My car is in the shop. (Wed, 07 Sep 2011 23:21:23 GMT)
Brian STAR GET! (Wed, 07 Sep 2011 06:38:35 GMT)
Brian only makes love for the exercise (Mon, 05 Sep 2011 07:01:02 GMT)
Brian Cows, no matter what they are thinking, will always say "moo" (Sun, 04 Sep 2011 12:00:42 GMT)
Brian The first time i saw Mars Attacks! i didn't even know who Jack Black, Sarah Jessica Parker and Natalie Portman were, wow. (Sun, 04 Sep 2011 02:32:17 GMT)
Brian is twelve weeks and craving an awareness campaign that isn't completely asinine. Not that awareness itself is very useful. (Fri, 02 Sep 2011 22:13:17 GMT)
Brian experienced that ballistic Doritos™ brand crunch as it unleashed an explosion of nacho cheese flavour in my mouth! (Thu, 01 Sep 2011 03:56:25 GMT)
Brian I wish pressing the crosswalk and elevator call button more than once delivered an electric shock. (Mon, 29 Aug 2011 21:17:28 GMT)
Brian can be used as a mild soporific (Mon, 29 Aug 2011 00:33:18 GMT)
Brian Way to go BC. You voted to save yourself 80 bucks a year and put our province in debt for $3 billion. (Fri, 26 Aug 2011 23:42:54 GMT)
Brian I want to be a duck. Everybody knows ducks have more fun. (Thu, 25 Aug 2011 06:53:58 GMT)
Brian This oil sands pipeline makes me wonder how much influence celebrity protesters command. Are actors and singers experts on engineering, environmental, and medical issues? Do people trust them more than professionals in their respective fields? Because if so, then it's irresponsible to use their influence without knowledge. (Tue, 23 Aug 2011 17:44:06 GMT)
Brian "...For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil. Now let's pass around the collection plate..." (Tue, 23 Aug 2011 00:12:41 GMT)
Brian Canada has lost one of the few good men in politics :( (Mon, 22 Aug 2011 18:37:08 GMT)
Brian Another joy of motorcycles: opening the helmet vents and smelling the dinners cooking while riding around the neighbourhood :) (Sun, 21 Aug 2011 04:07:37 GMT)
Brian I pass by a highway sign reading "WORK ZONE ENDS" on the way to the office. Does that mean i can slack? (Fri, 19 Aug 2011 21:18:37 GMT)
Brian Somebody call the grammar police! Even the Premier is saying "try and" instead of "try to" (Thu, 18 Aug 2011 17:32:04 GMT)
Brian Survived day 1 at the gym. So ripped now, grr! (Wed, 17 Aug 2011 17:20:21 GMT)
Brian I'm sorry but I just can't stand those friggin' Harkonnens! (Mon, 15 Aug 2011 21:52:34 GMT)
Brian Scorpion or Sub-Zero? (Fri, 12 Aug 2011 19:18:02 GMT)
Brian I think new Conan's face forgot to evolve (Thu, 11 Aug 2011 21:20:18 GMT)
Brian Pew pew pew! (Thu, 11 Aug 2011 20:20:26 GMT)
Brian Congratulations on your fourth moon, Pluto (Wed, 10 Aug 2011 17:17:00 GMT)
Brian is the guy who does stuff (Wed, 10 Aug 2011 06:33:04 GMT)
Brian That's ok Mcafee Corporate Virus Scan, you go ahead and use all my CPU cycles. I didn't need to use my computer to do any work today. (Mon, 08 Aug 2011 17:46:32 GMT)
Brian is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, and a Communist, but he is not a porn star. (Sat, 06 Aug 2011 07:51:54 GMT)
Brian One is the loneliest integer (Tue, 02 Aug 2011 17:04:26 GMT)
Brian I`ve cut the cord! Going to try living without cable TV... (Sun, 31 Jul 2011 22:45:51 GMT)
Brian Reluctantly downloads and watches Game of Thrones to see what all the fuss is about.
Head explodes. Time disappears without notice.
Oh. I see. (Fri, 29 Jul 2011 22:33:57 GMT)
Brian Hey BC whiners, if you don't want your city to expand its landfill, i have a suggestion on where you can shove all your trash... (Thu, 28 Jul 2011 18:24:40 GMT)
Brian Well hello Facebook. How was your weekend? (Mon, 25 Jul 2011 19:50:32 GMT)
Brian is fresh instant from concentrate (Sun, 24 Jul 2011 09:04:34 GMT)
Brian Any local peeps know a self-storage place that doesn't charge criminal rates? (Sat, 23 Jul 2011 00:28:42 GMT)
Brian Hey, BC government, re: your fiscal management ideas: CRAM IT (Fri, 22 Jul 2011 19:47:49 GMT)
Brian Can anyone recommend a good, intelligent crime TV show? Nothing with the phrase "i'm hacking into the mainframe...i'm in" preferably. (Wed, 20 Jul 2011 21:47:11 GMT)
Brian Ok Internet, for the last time, "invite" is not a noun! (Wed, 20 Jul 2011 19:40:15 GMT)
Brian Some days you can't be everyone's friend (Wed, 20 Jul 2011 05:42:54 GMT)
Brian Rupert Murdoch going down in flames is the best news of all (Tue, 19 Jul 2011 17:42:43 GMT)
Brian Every hero has a journey
Every saga has a beginning
Every movie trailer has a set of these annoyingly specious phrases (Mon, 18 Jul 2011 21:00:36 GMT)
Brian Live free or don't! (Sun, 17 Jul 2011 19:27:50 GMT)
Brian Kingdom
Phylum
Class
Order
Family
Genus
Species (Sat, 16 Jul 2011 09:28:31 GMT)
Brian Giving programming another shot. Yawn. Here goes... (Fri, 15 Jul 2011 23:36:36 GMT)
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Brian could be naked as you read this. You never know. (Wed, 13 Jul 2011 07:18:02 GMT)
Brian I want to be Megatron when i grow up (Mon, 11 Jul 2011 17:10:17 GMT)
Brian Rocking the Google Plus now. So long, luddite suckers! ;) (Fri, 08 Jul 2011 21:34:36 GMT)
Brian If it's not one dead battery it's another (Fri, 08 Jul 2011 17:04:11 GMT)
Brian Thank God i'm not religious (Thu, 07 Jul 2011 06:38:47 GMT)
Brian What's everyone doing for Canuck Day? I want to live vicariously through you peeps :) (Sat, 02 Jul 2011 04:12:10 GMT)
Brian I think Magneto would be much less powerful if writers understood the difference between ferrous and non-ferrous metals (Thu, 30 Jun 2011 18:57:10 GMT)
Brian If the ladies don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. (Wed, 29 Jun 2011 18:10:10 GMT)
Brian enjoyed the Mini Maker Faire...but was disappointed with the lack of death-bots. (Sat, 25 Jun 2011 20:41:34 GMT)
Brian Finally got the other 3 wisdom teeth pulled. I think i have enough to make a badass necklace now. (Will not be posting pics of the carnage this time) (Fri, 24 Jun 2011 19:13:48 GMT)
Brian is captain of this desk (Mon, 20 Jun 2011 19:34:24 GMT)
Brian BRO FIST!
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IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO 5 BROS THEN YOU AREN'T A BRO (Sat, 18 Jun 2011 09:28:15 GMT)
Brian is a champion Sesame Street Fighter (Fri, 17 Jun 2011 18:48:40 GMT)
Brian Hockey is boring but i can't get enough of watching dumb jocks get their asses kicked by riot cops :D Losing was almost worth it. (Thu, 16 Jun 2011 05:24:52 GMT)
Brian only just now discovered a treasure trove of free, legal, full seasons of TV series on YouTube. How long has that been there?! (Wed, 15 Jun 2011 23:54:44 GMT)
Brian will be watching the game at home on my mini-Jumbotron. Public admission is $15 after all the sports bars fill up. (Wed, 15 Jun 2011 21:07:25 GMT)
Brian is medicated to perfection (Tue, 14 Jun 2011 21:45:19 GMT)
Brian That's what she said (Fri, 10 Jun 2011 23:34:49 GMT)
Brian Less money, mo' problems (Tue, 07 Jun 2011 18:43:51 GMT)
Brian I was going to watch the game, but decided to just live my life instead. (Tue, 07 Jun 2011 02:11:31 GMT)
Brian is going to speak in noire from now on...because tough times require tough words, and when life cashes in your chips and tosses you onto the rain-slick streets under the inky blackness of night, leaving a sour taste in your mouth from too much whiskey and broken promises passing over your lips, that's what a man's gotta do. (Sat, 04 Jun 2011 19:24:04 GMT)
Brian Of course my allegiance is with the Canucks, but the Boston Brians are my second favourite team ;D It's win-win for me! (Thu, 02 Jun 2011 01:38:19 GMT)
Brian Argh why is everyone stupid except me?! So frustrating ;) (Wed, 01 Jun 2011 04:25:21 GMT)
Brian Dear entertainment writers: "three-quel" is not a word. "Sequel" is valid for any subsequent film; it does not mean "two". [/nerdrage] (Wed, 01 Jun 2011 00:20:13 GMT)
Brian ZOMG pie sale at Save On Foods! Keep me away! (Mon, 30 May 2011 00:10:55 GMT)
Brian wonders if "be yourself" is good advice for everyone. What if you're a pederast serial killer? (Sat, 28 May 2011 23:16:48 GMT)
Brian , reporting for doody! (Wed, 25 May 2011 21:19:55 GMT)
Brian must be setting some kind of world record in phlegm production. Come on, immune system, work with me here... (Tue, 24 May 2011 07:28:22 GMT)
Brian doesn't have attention defe...whatever, but is sometimes easily distra (Mon, 23 May 2011 06:50:22 GMT)
Brian isn't so bad (Sun, 22 May 2011 01:10:45 GMT)
Brian calls for a government ban on rhinoviruses! (Fri, 20 May 2011 02:33:20 GMT)
Brian is taller than you (Fri, 20 May 2011 01:07:17 GMT)
Brian thinks sore throats are the worst kind of throat (Wed, 18 May 2011 03:29:07 GMT)
Brian never saw Space 1999 until now. This show was awesome! (Mon, 16 May 2011 20:32:31 GMT)
Brian has plenty of time to be sober next week (Sun, 15 May 2011 08:40:59 GMT)
Brian fffuuuuuuuuu (Fri, 13 May 2011 22:09:52 GMT)
Brian thinks we all need a siesta today (Thu, 12 May 2011 23:16:59 GMT)
Brian voted for a fascist dictatorship so that i won't have to vote anymore (Wed, 11 May 2011 19:08:49 GMT)
Brian will cut Harper and Obama some slack. I spend billions on my military budget too. (Tue, 10 May 2011 18:56:26 GMT)
Brian is still waiting for Japan's tsunami and radioactive cloud to reach BC like the Chicken Littles warned me... (Mon, 09 May 2011 20:32:59 GMT)
Brian woke up to my floor lamp falling over and landing inches from my face. I think my cat is trying to assassinate me. (Sat, 07 May 2011 01:55:48 GMT)
Brian is in a relationship with a La-Z-Boy recliner (Thu, 05 May 2011 22:24:14 GMT)
Brian is a blasphemous Mole Man (Thu, 05 May 2011 04:29:26 GMT)
Brian says farewell to the word "grassroots" as it enters the marketing vocabulary (Wed, 04 May 2011 18:46:36 GMT)
Brian just finished Portal 2 and lemme tell ya, that is one quality piece of entertainment! (Wed, 04 May 2011 06:09:01 GMT)
Brian just got back from some business in Pakistan. Can't say much about it, but you're welcome America ;) (Mon, 02 May 2011 23:35:40 GMT)
Brian 'Sup voters (Mon, 02 May 2011 23:31:19 GMT)
Brian is not a shill for the pharmaceutical industrial complex (Fri, 29 Apr 2011 00:00:48 GMT)
Brian loves groceries (Wed, 27 Apr 2011 16:46:17 GMT)
Brian needs another cat. Somebody gimme a cat. (Tue, 26 Apr 2011 20:50:18 GMT)
Brian says when the dust settles...call the maid (Sat, 23 Apr 2011 09:27:02 GMT)
Brian enjoyed the awesome game on Tuesday! (not hockey; the important one, the Portal 2 release, and Mortal Kombat) (Thu, 21 Apr 2011 04:46:55 GMT)
Brian With no exaggeration, the last FIVE movies i've watched have used that hook of starting at some early to mid-point of the story and then going "X days earlier..." (Tue, 19 Apr 2011 21:03:14 GMT)
Brian wants to know when it became socially acceptable to wear pyjamas in public. I did not get the memo and am not sure how i feel about this. (Fri, 15 Apr 2011 23:56:12 GMT)
Brian overheard this awesome exchange at the mall, between a lady and her young daughter:
Mom: There's that Justin Beiber doll. Do you want it?
Girl: No.
Mom: You don't like Justin Beiber?
Girl: No.
Mom: Good. Why not?
Girl: He sings too much. (Thu, 14 Apr 2011 20:57:05 GMT)
Brian is choked about missing Video Games Live again. D'oh! (Wed, 13 Apr 2011 22:05:45 GMT)
Brian is detonating one Peep™ in the microwave every day until Easter or until his demands are met. Those demands are to give me more Peeps™. (Tue, 12 Apr 2011 23:39:31 GMT)
Brian Alright this week, that's how it's gonna be eh...Let's see what else you've got... (Tue, 12 Apr 2011 22:04:02 GMT)
Brian doesn't want to set the world on fire, he just wants to start a flame in your heart (Fri, 08 Apr 2011 18:59:16 GMT)
Brian actually loves living in New Waste. I've encountered more friendly strangers in my neighbourhood than anywhere else in BC so far. (Wed, 06 Apr 2011 23:37:42 GMT)
Brian would like to extend a big middle finger to Warren Buffet, for retiring after i worked for years to get myself into a position to finally buy some Berkshire Hathaway shares. Argh. I keel you! (Tue, 05 Apr 2011 19:23:40 GMT)
Brian is a secret wizard. Behold my robes.
Behold robes?
Y/N (Mon, 04 Apr 2011 21:56:43 GMT)
Brian is thinking of buying a Roomba. Anyone have any experience with these cleaning droids? (Mon, 04 Apr 2011 08:05:31 GMT)
Brian Mop mop mop, all day long. Mop mop mop, while i sing this song. (Sun, 03 Apr 2011 22:58:36 GMT)
Brian thinks Crysis 2 on a mid-range PC makes COD look like Space Invaders (Sun, 03 Apr 2011 00:26:59 GMT)
Brian will stop the world and meld with you (Fri, 01 Apr 2011 00:52:40 GMT)
Brian is the godfather of sole (Wed, 30 Mar 2011 20:02:38 GMT)
Brian ai-yaaa! :P (Tue, 29 Mar 2011 01:33:30 GMT)
Brian thinks Star Trek writers needed more imagination. E.g: Once the shields are down, use the transporter to beam the contents of the crew's bowels onto the enemy ship. Shock & Awe! That one's for free, Paramount. Call me. (Thu, 24 Mar 2011 22:59:43 GMT)
Brian is grateful to live in a country so rich that we can turn up our noses at food that we're too good to eat because it hasn't been grown in the right way, or, heaven-forbid, cooked! (Thu, 24 Mar 2011 00:06:49 GMT)
Brian would never eat at Bread Garden, but "BG Urban Café" totally appeals to my hip urban demographic (Tue, 22 Mar 2011 23:43:12 GMT)
Brian dreamed about moving, and now my real home seems like crap in comparison :P (Sat, 19 Mar 2011 22:44:05 GMT)
Brian thinks we should teach driving during childhood. Then maybe concepts like merging and 4 way stops won't be so baffling to people. (Fri, 18 Mar 2011 00:06:46 GMT)
Brian still likes techno music. So what? You wanna fight about it?! (Wed, 16 Mar 2011 17:28:32 GMT)
Brian thinks he's been lied to by movies again. I looked all over Chinatown and nobody would sell me a Mogwai :( (Mon, 14 Mar 2011 22:00:34 GMT)
Brian ? I hate that guy (Sun, 13 Mar 2011 09:12:44 GMT)
Brian is getting bored on Facebook. Come on people, entertain me! This i command! (Thu, 10 Mar 2011 21:57:19 GMT)
Brian wishes his cat would stop teleporting into the hallway, especially when i have to go out there shirtless and half shaven to retrieve him. But thank you nice Russian neighbours for knocking on my door and telling me he was out there. (Thu, 10 Mar 2011 06:05:26 GMT)
Brian won a doughnut! (not "donut" Tim's, this is Canada). Winning! (Wed, 09 Mar 2011 20:12:00 GMT)
Brian doesn't think carbon dating works. Carbon is too clingy and a selfish lover. (Mon, 07 Mar 2011 20:20:26 GMT)
Brian let the cat outside and he came back smelling strongly of perfume. Hmm... (Sun, 06 Mar 2011 22:16:58 GMT)
Brian is dust busting like a mofo (Sun, 06 Mar 2011 19:53:00 GMT)
Brian is a firework (Fri, 04 Mar 2011 06:28:16 GMT)
Brian discovered a Lindt outlet store and is soon to become morbidly obese (Wed, 02 Mar 2011 17:42:41 GMT)
Brian must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance (Tue, 01 Mar 2011 20:53:59 GMT)
Brian wonders if you have an off-suited King and Jack in your hand, are you Jack-King off? (Mon, 28 Feb 2011 23:35:50 GMT)
Brian was momentarily offended by the sign near my home that read "Used Tool Sale" (Fri, 25 Feb 2011 07:27:40 GMT)
Brian is pretty sure he single-handedly solved bullying forever by wearing a pink shirt. *Pats self on back* (Thu, 24 Feb 2011 18:25:30 GMT)
Brian is wearing a pink shirt and beating the snot out of anyone who isn't! (Wed, 23 Feb 2011 20:08:01 GMT)
Brian In Soviet Russia, Facebook Pokes YOU (Tue, 22 Feb 2011 21:22:45 GMT)
Brian just read the phrase "spongy proboscis" and wishes he hadn't (Mon, 21 Feb 2011 20:37:22 GMT)
Brian fiiiiiiinally tweaked Fallout 3 to run on 64 bit Windows 7. Life is ok. (Sat, 19 Feb 2011 10:20:30 GMT)
Brian wishes Family Tech Support Guy was a job he could quit (Thu, 17 Feb 2011 19:48:30 GMT)
Brian lays down strips of toilet paper on every seat before sitting, not just the toilet. (Wed, 16 Feb 2011 18:46:39 GMT)
Brian wishes Darwin a slightly belated happy 202nd birthday (Tue, 15 Feb 2011 20:28:26 GMT)
Brian is confused about remembering the 2010 Olympics. Wasn't Vancouver supposed to go bankrupt and burn down or something? ;) (Mon, 14 Feb 2011 18:05:09 GMT)
Brian Smoke beans every day (Thu, 10 Feb 2011 19:22:32 GMT)
Brian is day-trading again. Goodbye, rest of my hair... (Tue, 08 Feb 2011 20:17:19 GMT)
Brian keeps finding clues of some sort of "important" sports match occurring today (Sun, 06 Feb 2011 21:20:52 GMT)
Brian is so old-school, he spells school with a ch instead of a k! (Fri, 04 Feb 2011 00:47:02 GMT)
Brian finally vacuumed without tripping a breaker. Just had to shut down about 70% of my household computers/electronics. (Thu, 03 Feb 2011 01:05:00 GMT)
Brian is going to live his life Hollywood style: taking pills by random handfuls, walking away from explosions without looking at them, ending phone calls without saying goodbye... (Tue, 01 Feb 2011 06:40:52 GMT)
Brian is the mayor of Sexy Town (Fri, 28 Jan 2011 18:21:00 GMT)
Brian is powered by caffeine and stoicism (Thu, 27 Jan 2011 19:27:18 GMT)
Brian is very unhappy about Oprah's shitty propaganda network coming to Canada (Wed, 26 Jan 2011 23:46:57 GMT)
Brian just found an old empty cream cheese container from Ontario proclaiming "Winnipeg Style" spreadable. Fancy! (Mon, 24 Jan 2011 00:59:54 GMT)
Brian is grateful for free updates but dammit Microsoft, they are not the most important part of my day. Oh you're doing some online banking and using Messenger for important work discussions? Well FUCK YOU we're restarting your PC RIGHT FUCKING NOW because you must use the new version of WLM immediately! /end rant (Fri, 21 Jan 2011 21:17:30 GMT)
Brian loves you Google! You gave me Docs, Calendar, and another 52 week high share price...Will you be my Valentine? (Tue, 18 Jan 2011 23:08:03 GMT)
Brian would like to remind/inform all Canadians that our date format is day first: dd/mm/yyyy. Thank you. (Fri, 14 Jan 2011 23:42:17 GMT)
Brian like Tonto came pronto, when there was danger. He didn't say he'd be there in half an hour, 'cause he displayed...turtle power! (Fri, 14 Jan 2011 20:07:04 GMT)
Brian only eats inorganic food. Mmm, rubber bands... (Thu, 13 Jan 2011 19:30:22 GMT)
Brian just discovered Penn & Teller - Bullshit! and wishes it had reached the masses. Important subject matter and very well presented. (Mon, 10 Jan 2011 20:15:11 GMT)
Brian something something G6 (Fri, 07 Jan 2011 20:08:03 GMT)
Brian witnessed the 10,000th goal. I was there, man. Also had my first churro, more importantly. (Thu, 06 Jan 2011 17:21:02 GMT)
Brian was thinking about those guys in dark clothing who take people away in a windowless van and cut their clothes off with scissors. Paramedics are perverts if you think about it... (Tue, 04 Jan 2011 23:40:24 GMT)
Brian isn't sure if the Kinect is a great product or i'm just THAT out of shape. Huff...puff...wheeze... (Mon, 03 Jan 2011 19:10:45 GMT)
Brian is gonna get you (Sat, 01 Jan 2011 00:50:18 GMT)
Brian learned in 2010 that meaning is imbued, not found. (Wed, 29 Dec 2010 22:22:03 GMT)
Brian is a transponster (Mon, 27 Dec 2010 21:55:01 GMT)
Brian knows the reason for the season is pleasin'! (Fri, 24 Dec 2010 10:23:01 GMT)
Brian is down with OPP (Other People's Presents) (Thu, 23 Dec 2010 06:01:16 GMT)
Brian is a comedy dromedary (Mon, 20 Dec 2010 22:23:54 GMT)
Brian wonders why online journalism doesn't get proof read. Found a mistake in every online article i've read in the past 3 days. (Fri, 17 Dec 2010 19:29:55 GMT)
Brian thinks saying "fail" instead of "failure" is a grammar fail...ure (Wed, 15 Dec 2010 23:01:16 GMT)
Brian oh Hollywood, how could you do that to the Green Hornet? Utter ruination :( (Wed, 15 Dec 2010 00:56:57 GMT)
Brian was enjoying tomato oregano soup until the realization that it's borderline spaghettis sauce :S (Mon, 13 Dec 2010 21:26:41 GMT)
Brian needs another weekend to recover from the weekend :P (Mon, 13 Dec 2010 05:24:03 GMT)
Brian thinks one need look no further for a positive female role model than Ellen Ripley! (Fri, 10 Dec 2010 23:36:18 GMT)
Brian Thanks so much for the bday wishes everyone! (Thu, 09 Dec 2010 19:34:21 GMT)
Brian is buying everyone Shake Weights for Christmas (Tue, 07 Dec 2010 19:25:10 GMT)
Brian should have company over more often. It forces me to clean up. (Mon, 06 Dec 2010 01:18:59 GMT)
Brian hates movie reviews that are mostly plot synopses. It's not a book report, dumbass. (Fri, 03 Dec 2010 20:19:40 GMT)
Brian is no feminist, but finds it really irritating when action movie characters keep referring to the female protagonist as "the girl". (Wed, 01 Dec 2010 20:35:31 GMT)
Brian "The economic transmission of power without wires is of all-surpassing importance to man.
By its means he will gain complete mastery of the air, the sea and the
desert. It will enable him to dispense with the necessity of mining,
pumping, transporting and burning fuel, and so do away with innumerable
causes of sinful waste" ---> The only problem was that Tesla wanted to give it to us for FREE (Tue, 30 Nov 2010 21:52:40 GMT)
Brian is usually not surprised when a shop goes out of business. I'm looking at you, Art Box. (Fri, 26 Nov 2010 23:14:37 GMT)
Brian controls the horizontal, and the vertical (Fri, 26 Nov 2010 20:53:36 GMT)
Brian SNOW DAY! (Thu, 25 Nov 2010 21:10:31 GMT)
Brian needs fifty dollars to make you holler, i get paid to do the wild thing (Wed, 24 Nov 2010 18:40:33 GMT)
Brian feels like death warmed over, and is ok with that (Tue, 23 Nov 2010 22:24:54 GMT)
Brian returns to the fatherland. What happened to my weekend health? Damn, must have been all that extra casino oxygen. (Mon, 22 Nov 2010 22:39:00 GMT)
Brian is soldiering on to Las Vegas, sick or not. I hope it's just like Fallout New Vegas... (Thu, 18 Nov 2010 22:11:37 GMT)
Brian wishes he could de-invent the leaf blower. Rake for life, yo. Go rakes! (Tue, 16 Nov 2010 23:00:42 GMT)
Brian has a cure for Bieber Fever: discriminating taste (Mon, 15 Nov 2010 02:49:23 GMT)
Brian remembers (Thu, 11 Nov 2010 22:25:10 GMT)
Brian finds it difficult to be carbon neutral. Being a carbon-based life form myself, i find i have pretty strong feelings about carbon. (Mon, 08 Nov 2010 06:54:14 GMT)
Brian Iron. Lion. Zion. I guess Bob Marley wasn't famous because of his lyric writing. (Fri, 05 Nov 2010 21:37:30 GMT)
Brian thinks if Gordon Campbell was really resigning "for the good of the province" then he would have done it nine years ago. (Thu, 04 Nov 2010 17:19:28 GMT)
Brian feels slighted that his friendly neighbourhood wasn't issued a Spider-Man. Not enough tall buildings perhaps. (Wed, 03 Nov 2010 18:47:04 GMT)
Brian wishes people would maintain their vehicles. How long since your last walk-around check if you have 2/3 brake lights burned out? (Wed, 03 Nov 2010 02:26:02 GMT)
Brian finally watched The Rocky Horror Picture Show...and still doesn't understand its appeal...at all. (Fri, 29 Oct 2010 18:34:47 GMT)
Brian is a honey of an O (Thu, 28 Oct 2010 15:52:03 GMT)
Brian is armed with a hacksaw and xbox 360 controller. Ready for my illustrious 3-day vacation at home! (Tue, 26 Oct 2010 01:09:18 GMT)
Brian shares today's fun fact: 49% of Americans do not know how long it takes the Earth to travel around the sun. Probably related to fun fact #2, which is that their K-12 science education ranks 48th in the world. (Fri, 22 Oct 2010 18:07:36 GMT)
Brian is bored. Maybe i'll molt and eat my discarded skin. (Fri, 22 Oct 2010 06:37:01 GMT)
Brian has died of dysentery (Tue, 19 Oct 2010 18:46:22 GMT)
Brian is almost as happy as double-rainbow guy (Mon, 18 Oct 2010 17:38:39 GMT)
Brian less talk, more rock (Fri, 15 Oct 2010 17:47:41 GMT)
Brian lives in the damn ghetto (Wed, 13 Oct 2010 07:30:30 GMT)
Brian is air ride equipped (Fri, 08 Oct 2010 19:03:53 GMT)
Brian is not going to "DRIVE SAFE" until ICBC corrects its grammar and uses an adverb. Then i will gladLY drive safeLY. (Wed, 06 Oct 2010 22:47:13 GMT)
Brian dreamed about fixing his computer's RAM problem. Not wealth and fame or dating Scarlett Johanssen, no, basic PC repair is my dream world. Shoot me. (Tue, 05 Oct 2010 18:25:57 GMT)
Brian wishes the work day could be condensed into a montage (Fri, 01 Oct 2010 20:59:09 GMT)
Brian needs to unload my lovingly used 19" Viewsonic CRT. Cheap as free! Any takers? (Fri, 01 Oct 2010 05:26:12 GMT)
Brian is getting tired of damn ninjas ruining my shit all the time (Thu, 30 Sep 2010 06:36:04 GMT)
Brian has no qualms about a rainy night indoors as long as History Channel keeps the WWII documentaries coming (Tue, 28 Sep 2010 03:34:00 GMT)
Brian is a work in progress (Fri, 24 Sep 2010 05:42:32 GMT)
Brian is super stoked for hockey season! Wooooo!! Go Canucks!!!!! (Wed, 22 Sep 2010 05:21:29 GMT)
Brian has had his cat changed from a "he" to an "it", and likely made a powerful little enemy in so doing :[ (Mon, 20 Sep 2010 23:46:32 GMT)
Brian For many people, home is a time, not a place (Mon, 20 Sep 2010 05:52:46 GMT)
Brian feels it's time to retire all the tired old gay jokes. From now on i'll make fun of my male friends' poor posture or something. (Fri, 17 Sep 2010 06:23:00 GMT)
Brian salutes France today! Just this once ;) (Thu, 16 Sep 2010 23:07:13 GMT)
Brian hm Seymour Butts...i don't get it (Thu, 16 Sep 2010 16:01:26 GMT)
Brian looks forward to killing you soon! (Wed, 15 Sep 2010 23:14:37 GMT)
Brian rhymes with Boron (Tue, 14 Sep 2010 17:17:50 GMT)
Brian is addicted to Activia yogourt (Mon, 13 Sep 2010 18:15:51 GMT)
Brian can destroy anything if he puts his mind to it (Wed, 08 Sep 2010 19:40:19 GMT)
Brian was thinking about Pac
Man - running from ghosts, trying to stay alive by gathering food and supplies -
not to take away from Resident Evil or Alone in the Dark, but i think Pac Man
was the first survival-horror game. (Thu, 02 Sep 2010 21:19:41 GMT)
Brian would like to remind the business world that "me" is often correct and acceptable to use instead of "myself". Also, there is no reason to ever - ever! - say "vis-a-vis". Thank you; that is all. (Wed, 01 Sep 2010 22:45:20 GMT)
Brian has lived in Vancouver for 18 years and does not own an umbrella (Tue, 31 Aug 2010 17:58:31 GMT)
Brian needs a new status update (Mon, 30 Aug 2010 23:18:19 GMT)
Brian has decided, after careful consideration, to mess with Texas (Thu, 26 Aug 2010 17:40:27 GMT)
Brian wishes Kim Jong Il would hurry up and die already. Rampant famine is a hint you're a crappy Dear Leader. (Wed, 25 Aug 2010 07:05:11 GMT)
Brian thinks 2010 is a year of changes. Click Like if you agree. (Tue, 24 Aug 2010 18:52:26 GMT)
Brian is giving a thumbs-up to Kick-Ass, The A-Team and Let The Right One In, and a thumbs-down to the Clash of the Titans remake, Avatar and Tropic Thunder (Tue, 24 Aug 2010 06:07:50 GMT)
Brian thinks that...this summer...Hollywood...[snippets of cliché dialogue]...needs...[series of quick edits]...a new template...[more seisure-inducing quick edits]...for film trailers..........[title and release date]... (Thu, 19 Aug 2010 21:40:30 GMT)
Brian Oh Java platform, you still suck after all these years. " MAGIC value error"? Really?! (Wed, 18 Aug 2010 23:58:17 GMT)
Brian smells pretty good today (Wed, 18 Aug 2010 17:58:27 GMT)
Brian quotes something speciously deep and uplifting here (Tue, 17 Aug 2010 17:52:33 GMT)
Brian is hooked on memes. Every post and forwarded e-mail is a cry for help. (Mon, 16 Aug 2010 21:26:36 GMT)
Brian is a Constructicon (Mon, 16 Aug 2010 01:08:10 GMT)
Brian may have to surrender to never understanding port forwarding. I'll just slot that into the list between quadratic equations and women. (Sat, 14 Aug 2010 06:56:38 GMT)
Brian can't swing a dead skunk without hitting a dead skunk (Fri, 13 Aug 2010 06:26:25 GMT)
Brian can fix all the Vancouver DTES problems...with napalm (Thu, 12 Aug 2010 17:01:13 GMT)
Brian sees his old enemy, the sun, encroaching from the west. Noooooooo! (Mon, 09 Aug 2010 23:33:22 GMT)
Brian is overtaken by a murderous rage every time he hears a car commercial announcer actually sound out MPGs as "emm pee gees". (Fri, 06 Aug 2010 07:45:02 GMT)
Brian is finally finished all major painting! Phew! (Thu, 05 Aug 2010 17:36:21 GMT)
Brian overheard his next door neighbour being pronounced dead as he left for work today. I guess i can't complain about the sirens waking me up. (Wed, 04 Aug 2010 19:03:05 GMT)
Brian is disappointed that Facebook did not approve his name change to "Facebook Thunder" (Tue, 03 Aug 2010 17:27:23 GMT)
Brian wishes all a happy Pride Day! (Sun, 01 Aug 2010 21:54:56 GMT)
Brian wonders if anyone in this province is aware of the "slower ttraffic keep right" rule. Evidence says no. (Fri, 30 Jul 2010 23:39:16 GMT)
Brian is enjoying his fluffy new feline alarm clock, except he's programmed an hour too early (Fri, 30 Jul 2010 17:49:39 GMT)
Brian has no tolerance for intolerance! (Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:35:41 GMT)
Brian is too...effing...hot! Anyone want my extra four degrees? (Tue, 27 Jul 2010 07:29:11 GMT)
Brian is here for a good time, not a long time (Sun, 25 Jul 2010 01:52:11 GMT)
Brian has promised deadlines to keep, and meetings to go to before i sleep (Fri, 23 Jul 2010 20:37:50 GMT)
Brian vows to stop hemorraging money next month (Thu, 22 Jul 2010 18:23:54 GMT)
Brian was told by a Wal~Mart employee that they no longer sell ash trays because they don't sell cigarettes (wtf?) and "Wal~Mart is sticky about that sort of thing". Oh yes of course, i can see how ash trays would be an ethical minefield considering WAL~MART SELLS GUNS (Wed, 21 Jul 2010 20:23:49 GMT)
Brian Thank you, lady at the tax department, for completely misunderstanding my question, telling me to call back, listening to me ask the exact same same thing again, and correcting me by repeating what i told her back to me. A simple "yes" would have sufficed. (Tue, 20 Jul 2010 20:25:17 GMT)
Brian forgot his phone today. I feel so naked and hand-cuffed, but in a bad way (Tue, 20 Jul 2010 18:49:33 GMT)
Brian is looking for investors to help back his new Canadian Tire money operated casino! (Mon, 19 Jul 2010 20:59:41 GMT)
Brian is a mixed bag (Sun, 18 Jul 2010 06:45:29 GMT)
Brian is artificially sweetened (Fri, 16 Jul 2010 05:47:11 GMT)
Brian will take care of it (Thu, 15 Jul 2010 06:36:30 GMT)
Brian is Brian Nichols (Sun, 11 Jul 2010 09:57:35 GMT)
Brian is at maximum nudity (Fri, 09 Jul 2010 18:15:50 GMT)
Brian loves murder! (Fri, 09 Jul 2010 00:01:29 GMT)
Brian thinks the lyrics to "Carry On My Wayward Son" sound like something a serial killer would adopt as their anthem. Like how they all own a copy of Catcher In The Rye. (Wed, 07 Jul 2010 17:32:00 GMT)
Brian is fair and balanced (Mon, 05 Jul 2010 19:03:39 GMT)
Brian is a master of aquatic creatures (Mon, 05 Jul 2010 06:44:07 GMT)
Brian ordered his La-Z-Boy! Eight weeks and my ass will be living the dream! (Fri, 02 Jul 2010 21:18:55 GMT)
Brian is writing a letter: Dear Hollywood, nobody uses mainframes anymore. Please stop hacking into them in your movies. Thank you. (Tue, 29 Jun 2010 21:25:57 GMT)
Brian has a new hobby: standing up, taking two steps, and forgetting what the hell he was going to do (Sun, 27 Jun 2010 20:49:04 GMT)
Brian says forget being near transit or a good school system; living across the street from a 7-11 is the best thing in the world! (Sat, 26 Jun 2010 18:45:44 GMT)
Brian got up on the right side of the bed today (Fri, 25 Jun 2010 18:03:01 GMT)
Brian must have had an awesome bicycle because i never needed to wear a garish skin-tight spandex bodysuit to ride it. (Thu, 24 Jun 2010 19:39:41 GMT)
Brian prefers it when people lift their feet when they walk. What's up with the zombie shuffle? (Mon, 21 Jun 2010 22:57:38 GMT)
Brian loves being a turtle! (Thu, 17 Jun 2010 18:41:20 GMT)
Brian feels like a thousand dollars! (Tue, 15 Jun 2010 18:44:02 GMT)
Brian has keys to his new bachelor pad! Ladies: form a line to my left for make-outs. Dudes: form a line to my right for high-fives. (Fri, 11 Jun 2010 22:00:58 GMT)
Brian ish wearing brayshesh in hish mouf. Shexsy! (Thu, 10 Jun 2010 21:34:38 GMT)
Brian is officially (and temporarily) homeless. Woohoo! (Tue, 08 Jun 2010 18:07:55 GMT)
Brian will henceforth be addressed as Prince of Space (Sun, 06 Jun 2010 09:12:30 GMT)
Brian is all about the Queen Elizabeths (Sat, 05 Jun 2010 22:54:45 GMT)
Brian thinks people are missing the upshot of this BP issue: FREE OIL! I'm getting a boat... (Thu, 03 Jun 2010 16:16:39 GMT)
Brian thinks a lot of real life problems could be solved with the spread gun from Contra (Wed, 02 Jun 2010 22:15:54 GMT)
Brian is transacting (Tue, 01 Jun 2010 23:25:12 GMT)
Brian is finally ripping the last of his CDs. So long, physical media! (Sun, 30 May 2010 22:14:05 GMT)
Brian wonders if strippers are considered "bio-degradable" (Sat, 29 May 2010 21:51:24 GMT)
Brian is a fanatical Buddhist extremist. Watch out, airline and border security! (Thu, 27 May 2010 07:53:00 GMT)
Brian ate a KFC Double-Down and lived to tell the tale! (Tue, 25 May 2010 18:01:06 GMT)
Brian is in America, where you have to say "silverware" because they don't know the word "cutlery" evidently. (Mon, 24 May 2010 19:02:28 GMT)
Brian may be a victim of office food theft. I thought it could never happen to me. But now...now my yogurt is gone. Gone forever. Maybe i should start a charitable foundation and outreach program for other victims. (Sat, 22 May 2010 00:19:47 GMT)
Brian ain't afraid o' no ghosts! (Thu, 20 May 2010 23:54:10 GMT)
Brian did not really exist all this time. Just another M. Night Shyamalan twist! (Wed, 19 May 2010 17:16:29 GMT)
Brian has to admit, police are snappy dressers. (Tue, 18 May 2010 06:50:11 GMT)
Brian makes a Sunday confession: I still like Kenny Loggins (Mon, 17 May 2010 07:45:51 GMT)
Brian doesn't want to be a cell phone whore, but i really like my new Palm Pre :D (Mon, 17 May 2010 07:09:57 GMT)
Brian can't believe it's nigh impossible to buy hamburger at 5am. I'm sorry, i thought i was living in a G8 nation! Grr... (Sat, 15 May 2010 20:22:05 GMT)
Brian is still waiting for them to complete the trilogy with My Big Fat Greek Divorce and My Big Fat Greek Out-Of-Court Settlement (Fri, 14 May 2010 20:33:24 GMT)
Brian Dear Internet: Please stop using the phrase "after the jump". I don't know what it means but i suspect it's a useless synonym for hyperlink. (Thu, 13 May 2010 22:27:27 GMT)
Brian is from the future (Thu, 13 May 2010 07:47:25 GMT)
Brian has got no mercy (Wed, 12 May 2010 07:54:42 GMT)
Brian has never seen a hairbrush that wasn't manufactured by Goody. Way to corner the market, Goody corp! (Tue, 11 May 2010 22:17:09 GMT)
Brian really wishes Zynga would use some of their ill-gotten gains to buy some more servers. (Mon, 10 May 2010 22:05:51 GMT)
Brian is not fooled by you new drivers who've rotated your N magent 90 degrees to make it look like a Z (Sat, 08 May 2010 01:25:11 GMT)
Brian is still daydreaming about the smell of bacon in the hallway last night. Next strata meeting i am proposing that any resident cooking bacon must leave a plate out for their neighbours. (Fri, 07 May 2010 19:56:07 GMT)
Brian ain't got time to bleed (Thu, 06 May 2010 17:50:10 GMT)
Brian reminds you to tip your network server (Wed, 05 May 2010 18:22:50 GMT)
Brian wonders if Playboy is available in braille... (Mon, 03 May 2010 21:29:46 GMT)
Brian 's pen is out (Fri, 30 Apr 2010 21:24:21 GMT)
Brian will return after these messages (Thu, 29 Apr 2010 06:56:45 GMT)
Brian is really sick of the government cutting education budgets and denying today's kids the level of education that their own generation enjoyed. People should be more irate about this. (Tue, 27 Apr 2010 20:33:18 GMT)
Brian now has a Wacom graphics tablet to doodle in MS Paint and draw the ire of serious graphic designers (Tue, 27 Apr 2010 02:29:39 GMT)
Brian is a cult of personality disorders (Sun, 25 Apr 2010 19:36:20 GMT)
Brian is cloudy with a chance of pain (Sat, 24 Apr 2010 22:15:44 GMT)
Brian : Socially retarded or retarded socialist? Discuss. (Thu, 22 Apr 2010 06:06:47 GMT)
Brian doesn't understand Vancouver's social housing ideas. I can't afford to live downtown unless i have two million dollars - Ok fair enough. Or i am homeless - Wait, what? (Wed, 21 Apr 2010 23:15:21 GMT)
Brian Celebrity Apprentice drinking game phrases - Season 8 "Step up (to the plate)" / Season 9 "Throw me under the bus" (Mon, 19 Apr 2010 06:43:02 GMT)
Brian became a fan of oral surgery (Thu, 15 Apr 2010 01:23:28 GMT)
Brian is wearing a CKNW Pink Shirt™, rendering him immune to bullying! (Wed, 14 Apr 2010 16:21:21 GMT)
Brian is full of gum holes and plot holes (Wed, 14 Apr 2010 06:58:13 GMT)
Brian has five fewer teeth in his skull. "Dey stole mah teef! Dey dun stole mah teef!" (Tue, 13 Apr 2010 20:39:15 GMT)
Brian "A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow nose" (Tue, 13 Apr 2010 00:32:23 GMT)
Brian survived Gibsons, the coast with the most (Sun, 11 Apr 2010 03:32:24 GMT)
Brian messed with Texas (Thu, 08 Apr 2010 20:29:13 GMT)
Brian is white collar. Highlights of today include upgrading a lab server's RAM and filing my taxes. Zzz... (Thu, 08 Apr 2010 05:32:27 GMT)
Brian is white (Tue, 06 Apr 2010 05:33:49 GMT)
Brian Tea. Earl Grey. Tepid. (Sun, 04 Apr 2010 01:11:43 GMT)
Brian is getting down to business. It is the business of not minding his own business, and involving himself in your business! (Fri, 02 Apr 2010 00:46:19 GMT)
Brian is living la vida bachelor for a week. Helloooo Sloppy Joes! (Mon, 29 Mar 2010 06:58:15 GMT)
Brian ZOMG new bike is awezome! (Sat, 27 Mar 2010 20:09:22 GMT)
Brian is opening a Mrs. Fallopian Tube Steak cart on Robson St. (Fri, 26 Mar 2010 21:10:53 GMT)
Brian is not updating his status today (Thu, 25 Mar 2010 10:40:13 GMT)
Brian is going to go for it. CONNECT FOUR. (Wed, 24 Mar 2010 21:51:18 GMT)
Brian congratulates the USA on its first step toward modern health care. Welcome to the first world! (Tue, 23 Mar 2010 17:27:07 GMT)
Brian is characteristically recalcitrant (Tue, 23 Mar 2010 00:27:54 GMT)
Brian is feeling particularly surly today (Sun, 21 Mar 2010 23:26:15 GMT)
Brian is the apotheosis of SNAFU (Sun, 21 Mar 2010 06:13:08 GMT)
Brian needs some radium 226 and depleted uranium ore in RealLifeVille. Click to send Brian hazardous materials. (Fri, 19 Mar 2010 21:19:03 GMT)
Brian figures he could probably take Wil Wheaton in a bareknuckle boxing fight (Thu, 18 Mar 2010 23:16:26 GMT)
Brian enjoys looking at any given web comic and clicking the "|<First" button to see how crappy it started out. (Thu, 18 Mar 2010 00:05:19 GMT)
Brian isn't hung over and late for work; he's celebrating the Irish for St. Patty's Day ;) (Wed, 17 Mar 2010 18:50:32 GMT)
Brian can't believe it's not butter! (Tue, 16 Mar 2010 20:39:37 GMT)
Brian is important (Mon, 15 Mar 2010 06:07:22 GMT)
Brian just mended his own pants. First time sewing since 9th grade. Thanks YouTube! (Sun, 14 Mar 2010 00:26:04 GMT)
Brian is impertinent (Fri, 12 Mar 2010 23:17:21 GMT)
Brian is some sort of magical mcguffin (Fri, 12 Mar 2010 08:25:12 GMT)
Brian likes Jelly Beans and Belly Jeans (Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:51:33 GMT)
Brian would love a cup of tea; thank you. (Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:09:25 GMT)
Brian has granted you a boon! (Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:34:37 GMT)
Brian - ask your doctor if Brian Nichols is right for you. *Side effects may occur in some individuals. (Mon, 08 Mar 2010 08:13:53 GMT)
Brian subsists on a strict diet of beef tallow (Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:24:33 GMT)
Brian My name is MC Muk Muk And i don't give a fuck fuck You non-Olympic mascots Are all outta luck luck (Thu, 04 Mar 2010 19:24:12 GMT)
Brian doesn't make a bad first impression; he manages expectations (Tue, 02 Mar 2010 06:47:54 GMT)
Brian Congratulations Crosby! You will never have to buy your own beer or ask for a girl's phone number again! (Mon, 01 Mar 2010 07:08:09 GMT)
Brian We did it! Because Shatner was watching over us. (Sun, 28 Feb 2010 23:46:57 GMT)
Brian possesses outstanding pulchritude (Sat, 27 Feb 2010 00:28:06 GMT)
Brian wishes we could host the Olympics every year. City-wide party for two weeks! It's electric. (Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:37:04 GMT)
Brian Nailed it! From Colbert's Twitter: "global warming doesn't exist because it's cold outside. simple equation: eyes + snow = science." (Thu, 25 Feb 2010 23:40:00 GMT)
Brian is so meta (Thu, 25 Feb 2010 21:11:01 GMT)
Brian is universally adored and can hardly walk down the street without stepping over torsos of the prostrate (Wed, 24 Feb 2010 18:34:38 GMT)
Brian discovered a comet that is going to destroy the Earth. It was named after me. (Tue, 23 Feb 2010 21:10:40 GMT)
Brian Anyone get the licence number of that weekend that just ran me over? (Mon, 22 Feb 2010 19:12:50 GMT)
Brian had a hoot at Rus-Cze in Row 1 despite his official Olympic hangover! (Sun, 21 Feb 2010 23:18:09 GMT)
Brian is an Olympic drunkard (Sun, 21 Feb 2010 09:12:49 GMT)
Brian - Now with 25% more swagger! (Fri, 19 Feb 2010 18:10:39 GMT)
Brian is building brand awareness by leveraging core values and synergizing strategies to move the needle. At the end of the day it's win-win. (Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:45:45 GMT)
Brian writes the songs that the whole world downloads (Thu, 18 Feb 2010 07:55:20 GMT)
Brian is starting to appreciate the good things about Vancouver with fresh eyes while the rest of the world is here. (Wed, 17 Feb 2010 23:38:48 GMT)
Brian is now accepting bids on the construction of a new, Olympic-sized, Masturbatorium (Tue, 16 Feb 2010 22:43:07 GMT)
Brian stimulates healthy debate, and supports the eating of babies (Tue, 16 Feb 2010 07:16:50 GMT)
Brian thinks the idea of the homeless protesting is hard to take seriously, considering you can't even vote without a physical address. (Mon, 15 Feb 2010 21:26:23 GMT)
Brian is an Olympic champion TV watcher (Mon, 15 Feb 2010 06:18:31 GMT)
Brian has shower fixing skills (Sun, 14 Feb 2010 08:51:00 GMT)
Brian finally finished off a tin of coffee and can now construct his dad a magnificent WiFi cantenna! (Sat, 13 Feb 2010 22:45:26 GMT)
Brian can see the headlines now: "Vancouver can't get it up" :( But otherwise an AWESOME opening ceremony! (Sat, 13 Feb 2010 05:20:44 GMT)
Brian has Olympic hockey tix in his hot little hands (Thu, 11 Feb 2010 23:13:00 GMT)
Brian is trying out Star Trek Online. Are you? (Thu, 11 Feb 2010 01:29:20 GMT)
Brian beats scissors (Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:48:23 GMT)
Brian is plotting to assassinate the onion ring. It grows too powerful. (Mon, 08 Feb 2010 22:21:27 GMT)
Brian is made of 18 oranges (Sun, 07 Feb 2010 11:47:38 GMT)
Brian doesn't have to look at another pivot table or data container for two...whole...days. Yes! (Sat, 06 Feb 2010 05:59:10 GMT)
Brian is liquid metal (Fri, 05 Feb 2010 07:40:08 GMT)
Brian accidentally donated his Haiti money to Hades (Thu, 04 Feb 2010 00:14:46 GMT)
Brian feels like eating a bullet but will settle for a bagel (Wed, 03 Feb 2010 19:45:24 GMT)
Brian has the solution: make protesting an Olympic event! You're welcome Vancouver. I humbly await my Order of Canada and Nobel Peace Prize. (Tue, 02 Feb 2010 21:56:41 GMT)
Brian wants to know if anyone uses Grooveshark, so i can pillage your tunes. (Mon, 01 Feb 2010 23:51:14 GMT)
Brian has two arms chock full of sweet, sweet vaccine (Sun, 31 Jan 2010 11:32:51 GMT)
Brian thought Pocahontas 3D aka Avatar was just ok. (Fri, 29 Jan 2010 21:34:22 GMT)
Brian es El Pollo Diablo! (Thu, 28 Jan 2010 19:33:43 GMT)
Brian secretly dreams of opening a haberdashery...just because he likes that word. (Wed, 27 Jan 2010 19:45:41 GMT)
Brian is a mortal coil (Tue, 26 Jan 2010 20:52:53 GMT)
Brian is a damn fool (Tue, 26 Jan 2010 01:09:39 GMT)
Brian still doesn't think this Internet thing will catch on (Mon, 25 Jan 2010 08:25:42 GMT)
Brian is 90% made of recycled post-consumer grade materials (Sat, 23 Jan 2010 22:38:27 GMT)
Brian still thinks the concept of public washrooms is weird, if you think about it (Thu, 21 Jan 2010 23:05:54 GMT)
Brian shot the food (Thu, 21 Jan 2010 00:12:28 GMT)
Brian thinks female RPG characters should always be aligned Chaotic Neutral, like in real life ;) (Tue, 19 Jan 2010 21:48:11 GMT)
Brian saw what you did to that monkey (Mon, 18 Jan 2010 21:33:46 GMT)
Brian If you're wondering how he eats and sleeps, and other science facts, just repeat to yourself "It's just a show, i should really just relax" (Sun, 17 Jan 2010 06:14:32 GMT)
Brian thinks senior citizens kick ass! Respect the crusties! (Thu, 14 Jan 2010 22:18:39 GMT)
Brian is firmly on Team Conan! (Wed, 13 Jan 2010 08:06:35 GMT)
Brian may be a victim of software counterfeiting (Mon, 11 Jan 2010 05:36:04 GMT)
Brian listens to Bounce FM: "The party don't stop 'til everyone's pregnant!" (Wed, 06 Jan 2010 23:58:34 GMT)
Brian has the skills that pay the bills (Tue, 05 Jan 2010 01:01:13 GMT)
Brian GTFO 2009! You killed too many people and destroyed the economy, nobody likes you :P (Sun, 03 Jan 2010 07:37:24 GMT)
Brian already learned something this year. Best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk until morning. (Fri, 01 Jan 2010 19:33:42 GMT)
Brian is preparing for the big impending Y2.1K disaster! (Wed, 30 Dec 2009 23:59:52 GMT)
Brian ain't new at this (Wed, 30 Dec 2009 03:42:24 GMT)
Brian wishes he'd been smart enough to book some vacation time this week (Mon, 28 Dec 2009 23:50:36 GMT)
Brian wishes you all a tolerable Christmas and an adequate New Year! (Thu, 24 Dec 2009 19:17:56 GMT)
Brian 's tire saga is over...until spring (Thu, 24 Dec 2009 09:08:51 GMT)
Brian Cobra Commander must have his evil tires mounted! This i command! (Tue, 22 Dec 2009 23:50:23 GMT)
Brian does not recommend Kal Tire, unless you want your tires mounted backwards, twice, and then flipped the bird for being upset about it taking 10 attempts to explain the problem to a lazy brain-damaged teenager (Tue, 22 Dec 2009 06:34:25 GMT)
Brian is writing a Lord of the Rings spin-off about Frodo's linguistic cousin, Gnome Chomsky! (Mon, 21 Dec 2009 08:05:03 GMT)
Brian is like chocolate: a moment on the lips goes straight to your hips ;) (Fri, 18 Dec 2009 08:10:35 GMT)
Brian doesn't kill people. Guns do. (Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:28:57 GMT)
Brian walks among you (Mon, 14 Dec 2009 04:32:33 GMT)
Brian feels like he just stepped out of an open grave (Sun, 13 Dec 2009 22:41:07 GMT)
Brian would like to buy the world a Coke™ (Sat, 12 Dec 2009 06:36:37 GMT)
Brian may contain nuts (Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:09:05 GMT)
Brian Thanks again everybody! Bday over now, i'm not old anymore ;) (Thu, 10 Dec 2009 07:16:26 GMT)
Brian sprang into existence on this day, in accordance with the prophecy. Thanks for the comments everyone! (Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:17:00 GMT)
Brian is a major source of global (panty) warming (Tue, 08 Dec 2009 01:00:44 GMT)
Brian is copacetic (Mon, 07 Dec 2009 02:04:23 GMT)
Brian is eatin' blackberries. Don't know why. (Sun, 06 Dec 2009 10:11:00 GMT)
Brian is rubber and you're glue (Sat, 05 Dec 2009 23:40:55 GMT)
Brian only joined the League of Shadows for the 10% discount at Uncle Willy's (Fri, 04 Dec 2009 20:02:45 GMT)
Brian is not a member of the League of Shadows. Never even heard of it. You hear me CSIS?! So eff off and stop parking your mobile command centre van across the street! (Fri, 04 Dec 2009 07:37:52 GMT)
Brian isn't under the influence of alcohol. Alcohol is under the influence of Brian Nichols. (Tue, 01 Dec 2009 07:27:05 GMT)
Brian wouldn't say he's well-endowed, but the Incredible Hulk cries in the locker room when we go swimming together (Mon, 30 Nov 2009 04:14:16 GMT)
Brian is ribbed for your pleasure (Fri, 27 Nov 2009 19:17:55 GMT)
Brian has a face full of steel and novocaine (Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:37:35 GMT)
Brian took care of that thing for yous (Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:21:35 GMT)
Brian is Batman (Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:34:37 GMT)
Brian just watched Roadhouse and became 36% manlier (Mon, 23 Nov 2009 06:00:15 GMT)
Brian is on the sofa biiitch! ♫ (Sat, 21 Nov 2009 23:08:58 GMT)
Brian doesn't believe in the moon landing. Everyone knows the moon doesn't exist. (Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:53:39 GMT)
Brian is playing Borderlands. FPS/RPG...desert wasteland...sniper rifle that sets people on fire?! Oh Gearbox Software, is this your love letter to me? (Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:07:34 GMT)
Brian goes bump in the night (Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:34:16 GMT)
Brian : Would you? (Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:36:56 GMT)
Brian is a professional amateur (Sun, 15 Nov 2009 11:02:10 GMT)
Brian goes by the name "Rutherford" in the south (Sat, 14 Nov 2009 08:24:43 GMT)
Brian is not the droid you're looking for (Fri, 13 Nov 2009 06:47:52 GMT)
Brian is a freelance policeman (Thu, 12 Nov 2009 07:38:38 GMT)
Brian remembers Granddad and all those who made sacrifices to defend our way of life, not just today but always. We have it easy thanks to them. Never forget. (Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:04:36 GMT)
Brian is a Dalek. Ex-ter-min-ate! (Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:51:27 GMT)
Brian ' future is so bright he has to wear welding goggles (Mon, 09 Nov 2009 05:26:10 GMT)
Brian is: a) ambiguous b) ambivalent c) ambidextrous d) ambulatory or e) handsome (Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:40:16 GMT)
Brian made contact with the spirit world, and ate some ghosts. (Thu, 05 Nov 2009 07:11:06 GMT)
Brian is a monument to human folly (Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:34:57 GMT)
Brian is killing you softly with his song (Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:17:55 GMT)
Brian is taking over the world (Sun, 01 Nov 2009 09:07:06 GMT)
Brian is convinced that Megan Fox is entirely a CGI effect (Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:17:34 GMT)
Brian doesn't understand how new bad driving habits formed. I could swear people used to be able to drive and park between the lines, and didn't swing the other way before turning. You don't need to turn wide! Your Corolla ain't hauling a 50ft. trailer! (Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:22:38 GMT)
Brian wants to know why Farmville keeps making my farmer's badass fu man chu disappear. Quit stealing my damn moustache! (Sun, 25 Oct 2009 08:21:11 GMT)
Brian does not get wet in the rain. Rain gets Brian Nichols. (Sat, 24 Oct 2009 05:13:30 GMT)
Brian frowns at the sad demise of the Honda S2000 come 2010 (Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:58:34 GMT)
Brian and his representatives will never ask for your credit card information in e-mail correspondence. (Thu, 22 Oct 2009 04:41:22 GMT)
Brian is doing it right. Before your eyes. (Wed, 21 Oct 2009 20:20:36 GMT)
Brian was born on a pirate ship (Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:54:17 GMT)
Brian rocked out with his <@<% out this weekend (Mon, 19 Oct 2009 03:48:57 GMT)
Brian is quitting cold turkey cold turkey (Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:58:39 GMT)
Brian loves the PowerGlove. It's so bad. (Thu, 15 Oct 2009 06:37:26 GMT)
Brian is sofa king cool (Wed, 14 Oct 2009 06:47:34 GMT)
Brian is ebullient (Tue, 13 Oct 2009 07:00:45 GMT)
Brian had a phuntasic ride with good peeps to Lions Bay before garaging the bike for the season (Mon, 12 Oct 2009 04:24:26 GMT)
Brian has SuperPoked you. And you liked it. (Sun, 11 Oct 2009 08:58:59 GMT)
Brian 's butt has an all-day appointment with the sofa (Fri, 09 Oct 2009 23:11:25 GMT)
Brian attacks you for 120 damage *critical hit!* (Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:44:40 GMT)
Brian thinks the perceived need to invent self-flushing toilets is a sign that we've failed as a society (Tue, 06 Oct 2009 20:52:57 GMT)
Brian will vanquish your enemies for only $49.95 each (Mon, 05 Oct 2009 23:42:15 GMT)
Brian doesn't pee in your pool. Don't swim in my toilet. (Fri, 02 Oct 2009 20:26:14 GMT)
Brian en fuego (Thu, 01 Oct 2009 22:09:44 GMT)
Brian hates stuff, and people, and things (Thu, 01 Oct 2009 06:00:52 GMT)
Brian likes cookies. A lot. (Wed, 30 Sep 2009 20:24:42 GMT)
Brian might be your father (Wed, 30 Sep 2009 05:18:30 GMT)
Brian thinks CNN has become almost as bad as Fox News. (Mon, 28 Sep 2009 17:26:38 GMT)
Brian keeps telling you people, i'm not crazy and neither am i! (Sun, 27 Sep 2009 05:52:29 GMT)
Brian is a miniature giant space hamster (Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:56:05 GMT)
Brian guarantees to never guarantee anything (Thu, 24 Sep 2009 08:20:18 GMT)
Brian has only 5 more days of two-wheelin' :( (Wed, 23 Sep 2009 17:58:33 GMT)
Brian has a case of the Tuesdays (Tue, 22 Sep 2009 18:23:04 GMT)
Brian has a case of the Mondays (Mon, 21 Sep 2009 17:59:31 GMT)
Brian lost a bet and has committed honourable seppuku. (Thu, 17 Sep 2009 07:34:20 GMT)
Brian is a dish best served cold. (Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:44:04 GMT)
Brian is selling pure, uncut Lik-M-Aid and Pixy Stix at the going street price (Tue, 15 Sep 2009 05:51:15 GMT)
Brian just discovered Tabasco is a state. Holy Olmec! (Sun, 13 Sep 2009 01:52:55 GMT)
Brian reckons he enjoyed watchin' Slingblade. Mmm-hm. (Thu, 10 Sep 2009 20:56:11 GMT)
Brian smokes raisins every day (Wed, 09 Sep 2009 18:21:45 GMT)
Brian thinks the best name for a heavy metal band would be "Blood and Feces". Who wants to start a band with me? (Tue, 08 Sep 2009 22:58:11 GMT)
Brian is currently doing nothing of note (Fri, 04 Sep 2009 17:22:44 GMT)
Brian had nothing to do with that, Your Honour (Wed, 02 Sep 2009 19:00:29 GMT)
Brian lives each day like it were his last, and yet it's still not :P (Tue, 01 Sep 2009 23:47:02 GMT)
Brian can't believe he just received an invoice printed entirely in the Comic Sans font. Is this for real? Certainly i'm not expected to pay this, right? (Sat, 29 Aug 2009 07:42:58 GMT)
Brian can't hear you! Lalalalalalala! (Fri, 28 Aug 2009 21:28:02 GMT)
Brian is opening a back-alley clinic specializing in discount intrusive surgery. Two-for-one kidney harvesting if you mention our ad in the Georgia Straight! (Wed, 26 Aug 2009 05:55:07 GMT)
Brian eats rocks and shits gunpowder (Mon, 24 Aug 2009 05:36:29 GMT)
Brian still has MIDI files on his computer (Fri, 21 Aug 2009 21:59:00 GMT)
Brian kicked your dog (Thu, 20 Aug 2009 21:16:59 GMT)
Brian will monkey with your business (Tue, 18 Aug 2009 04:52:14 GMT)
Brian is a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world (Mon, 17 Aug 2009 21:17:16 GMT)
Brian looks like a red Dr. Manhattan (Mon, 17 Aug 2009 06:10:14 GMT)
Brian is gregarious (Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:50:47 GMT)
Brian is joining the House of Saud to score some sweet oil riches. It's early retirement for me, infidels! (Wed, 12 Aug 2009 07:17:18 GMT)
Brian is a weapon of mass seduction (Sun, 09 Aug 2009 22:21:33 GMT)
Brian surprisingly enjoyed the G.I. Joe film! (Sat, 08 Aug 2009 02:02:03 GMT)
Brian is now screening applicants for a majordomo position (Thu, 06 Aug 2009 05:06:33 GMT)
Brian had a time (Mon, 03 Aug 2009 22:01:01 GMT)
Brian is relieved by the slightly less diabolical heat (Sat, 01 Aug 2009 22:42:02 GMT)
Brian is constructing a suit of ice (Fri, 31 Jul 2009 07:48:30 GMT)
Brian wonders what that movie was where the elderly or criminal were exiled into the desert wasteland to perish. That's what going outside feels like. (Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:23:30 GMT)
Brian is not your father's oatmeal (Tue, 28 Jul 2009 23:35:59 GMT)
Brian desperately clings to sanity like a walrus to a coconut (Sun, 26 Jul 2009 06:45:46 GMT)
Brian will martial arts your face! (Fri, 24 Jul 2009 17:59:02 GMT)
Brian says: Drink cheap, evil-smelling beer, every day of your life! (Thu, 23 Jul 2009 18:57:40 GMT)
Brian wants the law amended so that he can legally marry a box of cookies (Tue, 21 Jul 2009 23:14:15 GMT)
Brian is a positive force for change! (Mon, 20 Jul 2009 17:14:54 GMT)
Brian patrols the lakes on his enchanted canoe (Sat, 18 Jul 2009 19:39:35 GMT)
Brian is a Replicant (Thu, 16 Jul 2009 23:56:45 GMT)
Brian is a Scanner (Thu, 16 Jul 2009 00:01:58 GMT)
Brian is a Very Important Primate (Tue, 14 Jul 2009 23:58:35 GMT)
Brian is Barack Obama (Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:12:42 GMT)
Brian is an avid dust collector (Sat, 11 Jul 2009 22:35:49 GMT)
Brian will arm-wrestle any woman (Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:37:52 GMT)
Brian is addicted to Kisko™ Freezies (Wed, 08 Jul 2009 07:09:12 GMT)
Brian wants to go to Australia. Somebody take me to Australia! (Tue, 07 Jul 2009 07:44:00 GMT)
Brian is 100% pure beef (Mon, 06 Jul 2009 02:36:41 GMT)
Brian is having trouble staying indoors and sober this week. (Thu, 02 Jul 2009 08:24:07 GMT)
Brian is running with scissors (Mon, 29 Jun 2009 01:06:06 GMT)
Brian suspects foul play was involved with MJ. I'm looking at you, Bubbles... (Sat, 27 Jun 2009 05:31:11 GMT)
Brian Two, four, six eight! You suck, i'm great! (Thu, 25 Jun 2009 17:12:57 GMT)
Brian , when he dies, will donate his body to comedy (Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:40:22 GMT)
Brian is back on dry land...or what qualifies for dry land in Vancouver. (Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:35:14 GMT)
Brian could use a nice week-long coma (Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:09:19 GMT)
Brian will not hesitate to slap any man wearing white framed eyewear (Fri, 19 Jun 2009 00:23:39 GMT)
Brian is King of Krap (Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:26:39 GMT)
Brian is in charge of everything (Mon, 15 Jun 2009 05:11:13 GMT)
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