Chatting with Skype-bots #6

[11:36:06 AM] *** Brandi Hammer would like to add you on Skype ***
[11:17:32 PM] *** Brian Nichols has shared contact details with Brandi Hammer. ***
[11:17:46 PM] Brandi Hammer: heya sweetie
[11:17:52 PM] Brian Nichols: ahoy hoy
[11:18:13 PM] Brandi Hammer: i got ure name from the member directory here on skype cuz i was bored and lookin for new people to talk to. lol
[11:18:36 PM] Brian Nichols: well you came to the right place, lass
[11:18:24 PM] Brandi Hammer: 25.f here u?
[11:18:44 PM] Brian Nichols: 56, M
[11:18:44 PM] Brandi Hammer: so whats up?
[11:19:20 PM] Brian Nichols: me! ha!
[11:19:07 PM] Brandi Hammer: i'm almost done with my summer break and about to go back to school, i'm still in college right now so i'm not exactly thrilled about it ya know
[11:19:43 PM] Brian Nichols: aye, but yer schoolin' be important
[11:19:34 PM] Brandi Hammer: lol, welll i have an idea if ure up for a lil fun
[11:19:48 PM] Brian Nichols: always!
[11:20:04 PM] Brian Nichols: tis always fun to be back on dry land
[11:20:13 PM] Brandi Hammer: i was actually gonna get to "work" here shortly. a friend of mine was working online and i kept askin her about it so she showed me what she was doing when we got back to school after spring break
[11:20:31 PM] Brian Nichols: I enjoy the dizzy spells til I get me land legs back again
[11:20:43 PM] Brandi Hammer: lol i thought she was joking at first, but its pretty cool actually. we work online doing private webcam shows which sounded weird at first believe me. but i freakin luv it!!!
[11:20:59 PM] Brian Nichols: colour me intrigued by yer webcam shenanigans
[11:21:39 PM] Brandi Hammer: well what i was going to say is i have some free passes and i usually just do a private show before i get started to "warm up" lol. no one is online though so i was going to let u use one of the passes if u wanted but u have to give me a really good rating so i can get more if u do tho k?
[11:21:40 PM] Brian Nichols: hm, such enterprising young'uns
[11:21:52 PM] Brian Nichols: ah but of course!
[11:22:06 PM] Brandi Hammer: oh i'll earn it don't u worry lol. k its http://bit.ly/1Oj7ELT and u should see a lil button to accept my invite and connect now to create your profile. u just click on that...
[11:22:31 PM] Brian Nichols: i'll even tip ye a few doubloons if ye manage to keep me mast up, heh heh
[11:22:33 PM] Brandi Hammer: then you just make ure own username or w/e and u can cumm join my private chat for us two and type to me and tell me what you want me to do
[11:22:45 PM] Brian Nichols: aye, ye be hoisin' me main sail already
[11:23:05 PM] Brandi Hammer: yea u are going to need a cc of sum sort... but, its just to keep out the underage kids
[11:23:08 PM] Brian Nichols: tell me though, do ye do anything involvin' harbour seals?
[11:23:26 PM] Brian Nichols: I...I fancy harbour seals, y'see
[11:23:25 PM] Brandi Hammer: u should feel special i dont usually give out this one!! lolll im such a goofball sumtimes
[11:23:37 PM] Brian Nichols: heh, a goofball ye be
[11:23:51 PM] Brandi Hammer: i'm really excited too its goin to be so much fun. i love meeting new ppl on here, oh by the way... might wanna turn down ure speakers cuz i can get a lil loud once i get going
[11:24:05 PM] Brian Nichols: aye, but eh, where be yer harbour seals?
[11:24:38 PM] Brian Nichols: I prefer the loudness of their barks and hoots

[11:24:58 PM] Brian Nichols: their soft, supple skin and blubber lining
[11:24:26 PM] Brandi Hammer: i'm about to go grab some of my favorite "toys" i'll brb. hurry up though i better see ure name in my room when i get back lol
[11:25:23 PM] Brian Nichols: do ye have any fish amongst your toys?
[11:25:40 PM] Brian Nichols: the seals, they love a good bucket o' chum
[11:26:21 PM] Brian Nichols: keeps 'em frisky
[11:26:24 PM] Brian Nichols: lassie?
[11:26:33 PM] Brian Nichols: where ye be, lass?
[11:26:45 PM] Brian Nichols: did I say something to offend ye?
[11:26:55 PM] Brian Nichols: was it the harbour seals?
[11:27:08 PM] Brian Nichols: I was just foolin' ye know
[11:27:31 PM] Brian Nichols: this old salt likes to joke and kibbitz
[11:27:39 PM] Brian Nichols: maritime humour
[11:27:54 PM] Brian Nichols: tis an acquired taste, I suppose
[11:28:21 PM] Brian Nichols: ah. well, goodnight ye sprightly mermaid. may the wind be at yer back!

Chatting with Skype bots #5

[4:16:20 PM] *** Madison Dennis would like to add you on Skype ***

[4:22:56 PM] *** Brian Nichols (work) has shared contact details with Madison Dennis. ***

[6:06:02 PM] Madison Dennis: hey there hun

[10:52:32 PM] Brian Nichols (work): hellooo nurse!

[10:52:57 PM] Madison Dennis: i got ure name from the profile directory here on skype cuz i was bored and lookin for new people to talk to. lol

[10:53:09 PM] Madison Dennis: 25/f here u?

[10:53:29 PM] Brian Nichols (work): me too

[10:53:39 PM] Madison Dennis: well whatch up 2?

[10:54:44 PM] Brian Nichols (work): Well, I've been reading about the horrible shootings and other tragedies in the news

[10:54:59 PM] Brian Nichols (work): Also masturbating a little in between

[10:55:02 PM] Madison Dennis: i'm just looking forward to my summer break from school, i'm still in college right now so i'm pretty excited ya know

[10:55:58 PM] Brian Nichols (work): Yes that's understandable. The world seems so far away, I suppose you might as well put aside the outside horrors and enjoy the fleeting triumphs of your youth.

[10:56:09 PM] Madison Dennis: lol, welll i have an idea if ure up for a lil fun

[10:56:51 PM] Brian Nichols (work): Sure, anything to take my mind of this existential despair

[10:56:55 PM] Brian Nichols (work): *off

[10:57:06 PM] Brian Nichols (work): What do you propose?

[10:57:18 PM] Madison Dennis: i was actually gonna get to "work" here shortly. my girlfriend was working online and i kept askin her about it so she showed me what she was doing when we got back to school after christmas vacation

[10:57:43 PM] Madison Dennis: Lol i thought she was crazy at first, but its pretty cool actually. we work online doing private webcam shows which sounded crazy at first believe me. but i freakin luv it!!!

[10:59:01 PM] Brian Nichols (work): That sounds very familiar. I think you two have been swept up into a burgeoning trend.

[10:59:35 PM] Brian Nichols (work): What sort of shows? Movie reviews? Cooking tutorials?

[10:59:37 PM] Madison Dennis: well what i was going to say is i have some free passes and i usually just do a private show before i get started to "warm up" lol. no one is online though so i was going to let u use one of the passes if u wanted but u have to give me a really good rating so i can get more if u do tho k?

[11:09:14 PM] Brian Nichols (work): You have free passes for your own show? I suppose that's a good sign that you have maintained production control.

[11:11:24 PM] Brian Nichols (work): What does a show normally cost? I can see how a source of income would be helpful given the rising costs of tuition.

[11:11:50 PM] Madison Dennis: dont u worry tho... ill earn it lol. k its http://bit.ly/1jOUPAC and u should see a lil button to accept my invite and create your profile. u just click on that.

[11:12:13 PM] Madison Dennis: then you just make ure own username or w/e and u can cumm join my private chat for the 2 of us and type to me and tell me what you want me to do

[11:12:33 PM] Brian Nichols (work): Do you think you will transition into the online entertainment industry? Or is that what you are studying?

[11:12:47 PM] Madison Dennis: yeah you do need a card of sum sort... but, its just to make sure ure over 18

[11:13:07 PM] Madison Dennis: this is the "special" page for special ppl!! lolll im such a goofball sumtimes

[11:14:36 PM] Brian Nichols (work): It could be a lucrative career option. Although if you do abandon your studies, it's a shame you didn't discover this avenue before presumably burning through a substantial portion of your parents' hard-earned education savings.

[11:15:01 PM] Madison Dennis: i really can't wait too its going 2 be so much fun. i love meeting new ppl on here, oh by the way... might wanna turn down ure speakers cuz i can get a lil loud once i get going

[11:15:13 PM] Brian Nichols (work): But as you say, lol, you are such a goofball some times

[11:15:32 PM] Madison Dennis: i'm about to go grab some of my favorite "toys" i'll brb. hurry up though i better see ure name in my room when i get back lol

[11:16:20 PM] Brian Nichols (work): Ah well, it's never too late to give up on your dreams and disappoint your loved ones.

[11:19:31 PM] Brian Nichols (work): I'm sorry Madison, I seem to have lost the will to masturbate and/or live.

[11:23:08 PM] Brian Nichols (work): I hope you have a good show, but please excuse me from your warm-up while I go write a note to my daughter imploring her to never become like you, and then I think I'll eat a 7.62mm hollow-point.

[11:23:25 PM] Brian Nichols (work): Do they still sell those?

[11:23:54 PM] Brian Nichols (work): Never mind, you are surely busy with your own affairs.

[11:25:00 PM] Brian Nichols (work): Goodnight Madison! Thank you for looking me up in the Skype "directory". It's been fun!