Chatting with Skype-bots #6

[11:36:06 AM] *** Brandi Hammer would like to add you on Skype ***
[11:17:32 PM] *** Brian Nichols has shared contact details with Brandi Hammer. ***
[11:17:46 PM] Brandi Hammer: heya sweetie
[11:17:52 PM] Brian Nichols: ahoy hoy
[11:18:13 PM] Brandi Hammer: i got ure name from the member directory here on skype cuz i was bored and lookin for new people to talk to. lol
[11:18:36 PM] Brian Nichols: well you came to the right place, lass
[11:18:24 PM] Brandi Hammer: 25.f here u?
[11:18:44 PM] Brian Nichols: 56, M
[11:18:44 PM] Brandi Hammer: so whats up?
[11:19:20 PM] Brian Nichols: me! ha!
[11:19:07 PM] Brandi Hammer: i'm almost done with my summer break and about to go back to school, i'm still in college right now so i'm not exactly thrilled about it ya know
[11:19:43 PM] Brian Nichols: aye, but yer schoolin' be important
[11:19:34 PM] Brandi Hammer: lol, welll i have an idea if ure up for a lil fun
[11:19:48 PM] Brian Nichols: always!
[11:20:04 PM] Brian Nichols: tis always fun to be back on dry land
[11:20:13 PM] Brandi Hammer: i was actually gonna get to "work" here shortly. a friend of mine was working online and i kept askin her about it so she showed me what she was doing when we got back to school after spring break
[11:20:31 PM] Brian Nichols: I enjoy the dizzy spells til I get me land legs back again
[11:20:43 PM] Brandi Hammer: lol i thought she was joking at first, but its pretty cool actually. we work online doing private webcam shows which sounded weird at first believe me. but i freakin luv it!!!
[11:20:59 PM] Brian Nichols: colour me intrigued by yer webcam shenanigans
[11:21:39 PM] Brandi Hammer: well what i was going to say is i have some free passes and i usually just do a private show before i get started to "warm up" lol. no one is online though so i was going to let u use one of the passes if u wanted but u have to give me a really good rating so i can get more if u do tho k?
[11:21:40 PM] Brian Nichols: hm, such enterprising young'uns
[11:21:52 PM] Brian Nichols: ah but of course!
[11:22:06 PM] Brandi Hammer: oh i'll earn it don't u worry lol. k its http://bit.ly/1Oj7ELT and u should see a lil button to accept my invite and connect now to create your profile. u just click on that...
[11:22:31 PM] Brian Nichols: i'll even tip ye a few doubloons if ye manage to keep me mast up, heh heh
[11:22:33 PM] Brandi Hammer: then you just make ure own username or w/e and u can cumm join my private chat for us two and type to me and tell me what you want me to do
[11:22:45 PM] Brian Nichols: aye, ye be hoisin' me main sail already
[11:23:05 PM] Brandi Hammer: yea u are going to need a cc of sum sort... but, its just to keep out the underage kids
[11:23:08 PM] Brian Nichols: tell me though, do ye do anything involvin' harbour seals?
[11:23:26 PM] Brian Nichols: I...I fancy harbour seals, y'see
[11:23:25 PM] Brandi Hammer: u should feel special i dont usually give out this one!! lolll im such a goofball sumtimes
[11:23:37 PM] Brian Nichols: heh, a goofball ye be
[11:23:51 PM] Brandi Hammer: i'm really excited too its goin to be so much fun. i love meeting new ppl on here, oh by the way... might wanna turn down ure speakers cuz i can get a lil loud once i get going
[11:24:05 PM] Brian Nichols: aye, but eh, where be yer harbour seals?
[11:24:38 PM] Brian Nichols: I prefer the loudness of their barks and hoots

[11:24:58 PM] Brian Nichols: their soft, supple skin and blubber lining
[11:24:26 PM] Brandi Hammer: i'm about to go grab some of my favorite "toys" i'll brb. hurry up though i better see ure name in my room when i get back lol
[11:25:23 PM] Brian Nichols: do ye have any fish amongst your toys?
[11:25:40 PM] Brian Nichols: the seals, they love a good bucket o' chum
[11:26:21 PM] Brian Nichols: keeps 'em frisky
[11:26:24 PM] Brian Nichols: lassie?
[11:26:33 PM] Brian Nichols: where ye be, lass?
[11:26:45 PM] Brian Nichols: did I say something to offend ye?
[11:26:55 PM] Brian Nichols: was it the harbour seals?
[11:27:08 PM] Brian Nichols: I was just foolin' ye know
[11:27:31 PM] Brian Nichols: this old salt likes to joke and kibbitz
[11:27:39 PM] Brian Nichols: maritime humour
[11:27:54 PM] Brian Nichols: tis an acquired taste, I suppose
[11:28:21 PM] Brian Nichols: ah. well, goodnight ye sprightly mermaid. may the wind be at yer back!

Chatting with Skype bots #5

[4:16:20 PM] *** Madison Dennis would like to add you on Skype ***

[4:22:56 PM] *** Brian Nichols (work) has shared contact details with Madison Dennis. ***

[6:06:02 PM] Madison Dennis: hey there hun

[10:52:32 PM] Brian Nichols (work): hellooo nurse!

[10:52:57 PM] Madison Dennis: i got ure name from the profile directory here on skype cuz i was bored and lookin for new people to talk to. lol

[10:53:09 PM] Madison Dennis: 25/f here u?

[10:53:29 PM] Brian Nichols (work): me too

[10:53:39 PM] Madison Dennis: well whatch up 2?

[10:54:44 PM] Brian Nichols (work): Well, I've been reading about the horrible shootings and other tragedies in the news

[10:54:59 PM] Brian Nichols (work): Also masturbating a little in between

[10:55:02 PM] Madison Dennis: i'm just looking forward to my summer break from school, i'm still in college right now so i'm pretty excited ya know

[10:55:58 PM] Brian Nichols (work): Yes that's understandable. The world seems so far away, I suppose you might as well put aside the outside horrors and enjoy the fleeting triumphs of your youth.

[10:56:09 PM] Madison Dennis: lol, welll i have an idea if ure up for a lil fun

[10:56:51 PM] Brian Nichols (work): Sure, anything to take my mind of this existential despair

[10:56:55 PM] Brian Nichols (work): *off

[10:57:06 PM] Brian Nichols (work): What do you propose?

[10:57:18 PM] Madison Dennis: i was actually gonna get to "work" here shortly. my girlfriend was working online and i kept askin her about it so she showed me what she was doing when we got back to school after christmas vacation

[10:57:43 PM] Madison Dennis: Lol i thought she was crazy at first, but its pretty cool actually. we work online doing private webcam shows which sounded crazy at first believe me. but i freakin luv it!!!

[10:59:01 PM] Brian Nichols (work): That sounds very familiar. I think you two have been swept up into a burgeoning trend.

[10:59:35 PM] Brian Nichols (work): What sort of shows? Movie reviews? Cooking tutorials?

[10:59:37 PM] Madison Dennis: well what i was going to say is i have some free passes and i usually just do a private show before i get started to "warm up" lol. no one is online though so i was going to let u use one of the passes if u wanted but u have to give me a really good rating so i can get more if u do tho k?

[11:09:14 PM] Brian Nichols (work): You have free passes for your own show? I suppose that's a good sign that you have maintained production control.

[11:11:24 PM] Brian Nichols (work): What does a show normally cost? I can see how a source of income would be helpful given the rising costs of tuition.

[11:11:50 PM] Madison Dennis: dont u worry tho... ill earn it lol. k its http://bit.ly/1jOUPAC and u should see a lil button to accept my invite and create your profile. u just click on that.

[11:12:13 PM] Madison Dennis: then you just make ure own username or w/e and u can cumm join my private chat for the 2 of us and type to me and tell me what you want me to do

[11:12:33 PM] Brian Nichols (work): Do you think you will transition into the online entertainment industry? Or is that what you are studying?

[11:12:47 PM] Madison Dennis: yeah you do need a card of sum sort... but, its just to make sure ure over 18

[11:13:07 PM] Madison Dennis: this is the "special" page for special ppl!! lolll im such a goofball sumtimes

[11:14:36 PM] Brian Nichols (work): It could be a lucrative career option. Although if you do abandon your studies, it's a shame you didn't discover this avenue before presumably burning through a substantial portion of your parents' hard-earned education savings.

[11:15:01 PM] Madison Dennis: i really can't wait too its going 2 be so much fun. i love meeting new ppl on here, oh by the way... might wanna turn down ure speakers cuz i can get a lil loud once i get going

[11:15:13 PM] Brian Nichols (work): But as you say, lol, you are such a goofball some times

[11:15:32 PM] Madison Dennis: i'm about to go grab some of my favorite "toys" i'll brb. hurry up though i better see ure name in my room when i get back lol

[11:16:20 PM] Brian Nichols (work): Ah well, it's never too late to give up on your dreams and disappoint your loved ones.

[11:19:31 PM] Brian Nichols (work): I'm sorry Madison, I seem to have lost the will to masturbate and/or live.

[11:23:08 PM] Brian Nichols (work): I hope you have a good show, but please excuse me from your warm-up while I go write a note to my daughter imploring her to never become like you, and then I think I'll eat a 7.62mm hollow-point.

[11:23:25 PM] Brian Nichols (work): Do they still sell those?

[11:23:54 PM] Brian Nichols (work): Never mind, you are surely busy with your own affairs.

[11:25:00 PM] Brian Nichols (work): Goodnight Madison! Thank you for looking me up in the Skype "directory". It's been fun!

Chatting with Skype-bots #4

[15/12/2015 11:12:07 AM] *** jolene lester would like to add you on Skype

Hi live:brian.nichols, I'd like to add you as a contact. ***
[15/12/2015 1:22:50 PM] *** Brian Nichols (work) has shared contact details with jolene lester. ***
[15/12/2015 5:07:23 PM] jolene lester: hi
[16/12/2015 6:11:14 PM] jolene lester: hi
[10:11:02 AM] Brian Nichols (work): hey there
[10:12:02 AM] jolene lester: heyy, thx for adding me...i had your username saved from a while ago, are you on any dating sites?
[10:26:10 AM] Brian Nichols (work): just J-Date
[10:27:16 AM] jolene lester: cant really remember how i got ur username.. but recently i got out of a relationship and i was hitting up guys i thought were cute lol...so u single?
[10:28:36 AM] Brian Nichols (work): Thanks but i'm not single and don't have a profile photo
[10:29:00 AM] Brian Nichols (work): I suppose my corporate logo thumbnail is rather cute though
[10:29:06 AM] jolene lester: pics are old skool hehe, i like to do cam 2 cam :)  i'm online right now http://taOLWWiax.xlocalcams.com/?invite=b2a7213d im the main girl u see there, type to me on the right hand side of my video
[10:30:00 AM] Brian Nichols (work): ok but first i want you to visit my site. It's moonbasetomato.blogspot.com
[10:30:39 AM] jolene lester: well either way its ok with me ;) BUT, you must be into blonde girls..are you?
[10:31:35 AM] Brian Nichols (work): not really. God told me i have to kill all the whores.
[10:32:30 AM] jolene lester: lol every guy is c'mon :p http://i.imgur.com/drsj2HK.jpg heres a pic i uploaded last night, you like? :)
[10:33:00 AM] Brian Nichols (work): that's not the reaction i usually get
[10:33:14 AM] Brian Nichols (work): btw my site may ask you for a credit card. it's just to make sure you're over 18.
[10:33:28 AM] jolene lester: i love to feel sexy...where would you like me to put those pretty red lips?? ;)
[10:33:44 AM] Brian Nichols (work): i'm a doggie. woof! woof!
[10:34:26 AM] jolene lester: haha bad boy! let me put on my computer cam for you one sec...
[10:35:15 AM] Brian Nichols (work): Jolene i already feel a connection. What's your spirit animal? I must know.
[10:35:46 AM] jolene lester: heres my profile http://QmL3wZTULyr.xlocaldates.com/?invite=c1807054 if you go there it'll have myprofile pic, but once you hit join it will display my camera to you ;) better not record me!
[10:37:00 AM] Brian Nichols (work): I won't Just hang on while i install Camtasia. I can't get Fraps to work.
[10:37:30 AM] jolene lester: this is only for YOU lol..after your in let me know your username so that i can add to you my friends list
[10:38:29 AM] Brian Nichols (work): This seems like a lot of technical hurdles. Can i just masturbate now?
[10:39:39 AM] jolene lester: oh its probably gonna ask you for a credit card to sign up for the app but its free babe,  its just for age verification. Im wearing almost nothing and I dont want any kids watching me lol
[10:40:08 AM] Brian Nichols (work): Just like my site! What did you think of my blog?
[10:40:33 AM] jolene lester: k... Let me know when you're in babe, you should see my cam on
[10:42:47 AM] Brian Nichols (work): It's ok? Yeah, i mean it's pretty amateur but i don't have a lot of time to spend on it. Maybe i'll write an aritcle about you. Lolene Jester, i mean Jolene Lester, love of my loins.
[10:43:12 AM] jolene lester: hmmm my pussy is so wet lol  ok I see u connecting, I'm gonna put on my outfit now , Just type here or in the chat when u can see me undressing ;)
[10:44:53 AM] Brian Nichols (work): I don't think that's me. I already jerked off while i was waiting for your macro script to reply.
[10:45:55 AM] jolene lester: k.. xoxo :)~
[10:47:24 AM] Brian Nichols (work): "wet lol? Listen, Jo, i'm not sure this long distance relationship is going to work out.
[10:48:24 AM] Brian Nichols (work): It's not you, it's my credit card. To put in terms you'd understand, it's maxed lol.
[10:49:02 AM] Brian Nichols (work): No hard feelings lol?
[10:49:42 AM] Brian Nichols (work): Arf!

Chatting with Skype-bots #3

[12/2/2015 9:02:54 AM] *** meredith francis would like to add you on Skype

Hi bvnichols, I'd like to add you as a contact. ***

[12/3/2015 3:27:02 PM] *** Brian Nichols has shared contact details with meredith francis. ***

[7:06:57 PM] meredith francis: hello

[9:57:34 PM] Brian Nichols: hiya

[9:58:56 PM] meredith francis: heyy, thx for adding me...i had your username saved from a while ago, are you on any dating sites?

[10:18:22 PM] Brian Nichols: negative

[10:19:34 PM] meredith francis: cant really remember how i got ur username.. but recently i got out of a relationship and i was hitting up guys i thought were cute lol...so u single?

[10:19:52 PM] Brian Nichols: negative

[10:20:33 PM] meredith francis: well either way its ok with me ;) BUT, you must be into blonde girls..are you?

[10:20:40 PM] Brian Nichols: negative

[10:21:26 PM] meredith francis: lol every guy is c'mon :p http://i.imgur.com/drsj2HK.jpg heres a pic i uploaded last night, you like? :)

[10:21:34 PM] Brian Nichols: negative

[10:22:21 PM] meredith francis: i love to feel sexy...where would you like me to put those pretty red lips?? ;)

[10:25:20 PM] Brian Nichols: you better put them on your mom's cheek and then pray for forgiveness before the baby Jesus cries himself to sleep. i'm a married man, Ms Francis!

[10:26:04 PM] meredith francis: im not married, and if you are who cares...cause i dont! hehe

[10:26:42 PM] Brian Nichols: oh. well alright then.

[10:27:18 PM] meredith francis: haha bad boy! let me put on my computer cam for you one sec...

[10:27:59 PM] Brian Nichols: ok. wrap your lips around my dick like it's your only source of air

[10:28:30 PM] meredith francis: heres my profile http://RpfBMKTWb.xlocaldates.com/?invite=b2057394 if you go there it'll have myprofile pic, but once you hit join it will display my camera to you ;) better not record me!

[10:29:11 PM] Brian Nichols: why would I?

[10:29:49 PM] meredith francis: this is only for YOU lol..after your in let me know your username so that i can add to you my friends list

[10:30:43 PM] Brian Nichols: you mean after YOU'RE in

[10:31:38 PM] meredith francis: oh its probably gonna ask you for a credit card to sign up for the app but its free babe,  its just for age verification. Im wearing almost nothing and I dont want any kids watching me lol

[10:32:05 PM] Brian Nichols: i'm a married man, not a married kid

[10:32:35 PM] meredith francis: k... Let me know when you're in babe, you should see my cam on

[10:33:11 PM] Brian Nichols: who's your credit card processor?

[10:33:48 PM] meredith francis: hmmm my pussy is so wet lol  ok I see u connecting, I'm gonna put on my outfit now , Just type here or in the chat when u can see me undressing ;)

[10:34:03 PM] Brian Nichols: I might be able to get you lower merchant fees

[10:34:44 PM] meredith francis: k.. xoxo :)~

[10:34:50 PM] Brian Nichols: ?

[10:35:20 PM] Brian Nichols: anyway, negative on the site, sorry. you know there is free porn on the Internet, right?

[10:35:35 PM] Brian Nichols: like SO MUCH of it

[10:36:06 PM] Brian Nichols: I daresay you've entered a rather crowded market

[10:40:08 PM] Brian Nichols: Well Meredith the good news is that YOU'RE going on MY web site!

[10:41:16 PM] Brian Nichols: btw your hack website isn't accepting my credit card

[10:41:29 PM] Brian Nichols: I guess it was already reported stolen

[10:41:37 PM] Brian Nichols: well bye

Chatting With Skype-Bots #2

Chatting With Skype-Bots #1

Do you ever get those chat bots trying to bait you on Skype? Sometimes i write back if i'm bored enough.

*** Jen Vaughn would like to add you on Skype ***

*** Brian Nichols has shared contact details with Jen Vaughn. ***

Jen Vaughn: hey there, thanks for accepting... feel like talkin?

Brian Nichols: actually i'm at work. maybe later?

Jen Vaughn: i got ure name from the member directory here on skype cuz i was bored and lookin for new people to talk to. lol

Jen Vaughn: 25/f here u?

Brian Nichols: same

Jen Vaughn: well what r ya doin?

Brian Nichols: in the bathroom, taking a huuuuuge crap

Jen Vaughn: i'm just getting ready spring break at school, i'm still in college right now so i'm really lookin forward to it ya know

Brian Nichols: you should drop out. you probably will fail anyway, and end up doing disreputable things for money.

Jen Vaughn: lol, soo i have an idea if ure up for a lil fun

Brian Nichols: you see? it's begun already.

Jen Vaughn: i was actually gonna get to my "job" here shortly. a friend of mine was working online and i kept askin her about it so she showed me what she was doing when we got back to school after summer break

Jen Vaughn: Lol i thought she was out of her mind at first, but its pretty cool actually. we work online doing private webcam shows which sounded nuts at first trust me. but i freakin luv it!!!

Brian Nichols: i knew it. Jen this is a dark path you are about to embark on. i recommend you talk to a guidance councellor. or your family.

Brian Nichols: Jen, it's not too late!

Brian Nichols: you can still turn your life around

Jen Vaughn: well what i was going to say is i have some free passes and i usually just do a private show before i get started to "warm up" lol. no one is online though so i was going to give u one of the passes if u wanted but u have to give me a really good rating so i can get more if u do tho k?

Brian Nichols: no, it wouldn't be right to enable this sort of behaviour. i take back what i said before, Jen. don't give up on college. you have so many more opportunities than women of prior generations. don't squander them, Jen. You have so much potential.

Jen Vaughn: dont u worry tho... ill earn it lol. k its http://bit.ly/1DmMxXq and u should see a lil button to accept my invite and create your profile. u just click on that.

Brian Nichols: I can see i'm just not getting through to you. When you're ready to listen, perhaps we'll chat again.

Jen Vaughn: then you just make ure own username or w/e and u can cumm join my private chat for us 2 and type to me and tell me what you want me to do

Brian Nichols: Goodbye you poor lost soul.

Brian Nichols: By the way, how much for a full annual membership? I'm so goddamn horny, Jen.

Jen Vaughn: yea you are going to need a c.c of sum sort... but, its just to verify your age

Jen Vaughn: this is the "special" page for special ppl!! lol im such a goofball sumtimes

Brian Nichols: Yes, quite a goofball. Farewell my love.