Chatting with Skype bots #5

[4:16:20 PM] *** Madison Dennis would like to add you on Skype ***

[4:22:56 PM] *** Brian Nichols (work) has shared contact details with Madison Dennis. ***

[6:06:02 PM] Madison Dennis: hey there hun

[10:52:32 PM] Brian Nichols (work): hellooo nurse!

[10:52:57 PM] Madison Dennis: i got ure name from the profile directory here on skype cuz i was bored and lookin for new people to talk to. lol

[10:53:09 PM] Madison Dennis: 25/f here u?

[10:53:29 PM] Brian Nichols (work): me too

[10:53:39 PM] Madison Dennis: well whatch up 2?

[10:54:44 PM] Brian Nichols (work): Well, I've been reading about the horrible shootings and other tragedies in the news

[10:54:59 PM] Brian Nichols (work): Also masturbating a little in between

[10:55:02 PM] Madison Dennis: i'm just looking forward to my summer break from school, i'm still in college right now so i'm pretty excited ya know

[10:55:58 PM] Brian Nichols (work): Yes that's understandable. The world seems so far away, I suppose you might as well put aside the outside horrors and enjoy the fleeting triumphs of your youth.

[10:56:09 PM] Madison Dennis: lol, welll i have an idea if ure up for a lil fun

[10:56:51 PM] Brian Nichols (work): Sure, anything to take my mind of this existential despair

[10:56:55 PM] Brian Nichols (work): *off

[10:57:06 PM] Brian Nichols (work): What do you propose?

[10:57:18 PM] Madison Dennis: i was actually gonna get to "work" here shortly. my girlfriend was working online and i kept askin her about it so she showed me what she was doing when we got back to school after christmas vacation

[10:57:43 PM] Madison Dennis: Lol i thought she was crazy at first, but its pretty cool actually. we work online doing private webcam shows which sounded crazy at first believe me. but i freakin luv it!!!

[10:59:01 PM] Brian Nichols (work): That sounds very familiar. I think you two have been swept up into a burgeoning trend.

[10:59:35 PM] Brian Nichols (work): What sort of shows? Movie reviews? Cooking tutorials?

[10:59:37 PM] Madison Dennis: well what i was going to say is i have some free passes and i usually just do a private show before i get started to "warm up" lol. no one is online though so i was going to let u use one of the passes if u wanted but u have to give me a really good rating so i can get more if u do tho k?

[11:09:14 PM] Brian Nichols (work): You have free passes for your own show? I suppose that's a good sign that you have maintained production control.

[11:11:24 PM] Brian Nichols (work): What does a show normally cost? I can see how a source of income would be helpful given the rising costs of tuition.

[11:11:50 PM] Madison Dennis: dont u worry tho... ill earn it lol. k its http://bit.ly/1jOUPAC and u should see a lil button to accept my invite and create your profile. u just click on that.

[11:12:13 PM] Madison Dennis: then you just make ure own username or w/e and u can cumm join my private chat for the 2 of us and type to me and tell me what you want me to do

[11:12:33 PM] Brian Nichols (work): Do you think you will transition into the online entertainment industry? Or is that what you are studying?

[11:12:47 PM] Madison Dennis: yeah you do need a card of sum sort... but, its just to make sure ure over 18

[11:13:07 PM] Madison Dennis: this is the "special" page for special ppl!! lolll im such a goofball sumtimes

[11:14:36 PM] Brian Nichols (work): It could be a lucrative career option. Although if you do abandon your studies, it's a shame you didn't discover this avenue before presumably burning through a substantial portion of your parents' hard-earned education savings.

[11:15:01 PM] Madison Dennis: i really can't wait too its going 2 be so much fun. i love meeting new ppl on here, oh by the way... might wanna turn down ure speakers cuz i can get a lil loud once i get going

[11:15:13 PM] Brian Nichols (work): But as you say, lol, you are such a goofball some times

[11:15:32 PM] Madison Dennis: i'm about to go grab some of my favorite "toys" i'll brb. hurry up though i better see ure name in my room when i get back lol

[11:16:20 PM] Brian Nichols (work): Ah well, it's never too late to give up on your dreams and disappoint your loved ones.

[11:19:31 PM] Brian Nichols (work): I'm sorry Madison, I seem to have lost the will to masturbate and/or live.

[11:23:08 PM] Brian Nichols (work): I hope you have a good show, but please excuse me from your warm-up while I go write a note to my daughter imploring her to never become like you, and then I think I'll eat a 7.62mm hollow-point.

[11:23:25 PM] Brian Nichols (work): Do they still sell those?

[11:23:54 PM] Brian Nichols (work): Never mind, you are surely busy with your own affairs.

[11:25:00 PM] Brian Nichols (work): Goodnight Madison! Thank you for looking me up in the Skype "directory". It's been fun!

Chatting with Skype-bots #4

[15/12/2015 11:12:07 AM] *** jolene lester would like to add you on Skype

Hi live:brian.nichols, I'd like to add you as a contact. ***
[15/12/2015 1:22:50 PM] *** Brian Nichols (work) has shared contact details with jolene lester. ***
[15/12/2015 5:07:23 PM] jolene lester: hi
[16/12/2015 6:11:14 PM] jolene lester: hi
[10:11:02 AM] Brian Nichols (work): hey there
[10:12:02 AM] jolene lester: heyy, thx for adding me...i had your username saved from a while ago, are you on any dating sites?
[10:26:10 AM] Brian Nichols (work): just J-Date
[10:27:16 AM] jolene lester: cant really remember how i got ur username.. but recently i got out of a relationship and i was hitting up guys i thought were cute lol...so u single?
[10:28:36 AM] Brian Nichols (work): Thanks but i'm not single and don't have a profile photo
[10:29:00 AM] Brian Nichols (work): I suppose my corporate logo thumbnail is rather cute though
[10:29:06 AM] jolene lester: pics are old skool hehe, i like to do cam 2 cam :)  i'm online right now http://taOLWWiax.xlocalcams.com/?invite=b2a7213d im the main girl u see there, type to me on the right hand side of my video
[10:30:00 AM] Brian Nichols (work): ok but first i want you to visit my site. It's moonbasetomato.blogspot.com
[10:30:39 AM] jolene lester: well either way its ok with me ;) BUT, you must be into blonde girls..are you?
[10:31:35 AM] Brian Nichols (work): not really. God told me i have to kill all the whores.
[10:32:30 AM] jolene lester: lol every guy is c'mon :p http://i.imgur.com/drsj2HK.jpg heres a pic i uploaded last night, you like? :)
[10:33:00 AM] Brian Nichols (work): that's not the reaction i usually get
[10:33:14 AM] Brian Nichols (work): btw my site may ask you for a credit card. it's just to make sure you're over 18.
[10:33:28 AM] jolene lester: i love to feel sexy...where would you like me to put those pretty red lips?? ;)
[10:33:44 AM] Brian Nichols (work): i'm a doggie. woof! woof!
[10:34:26 AM] jolene lester: haha bad boy! let me put on my computer cam for you one sec...
[10:35:15 AM] Brian Nichols (work): Jolene i already feel a connection. What's your spirit animal? I must know.
[10:35:46 AM] jolene lester: heres my profile http://QmL3wZTULyr.xlocaldates.com/?invite=c1807054 if you go there it'll have myprofile pic, but once you hit join it will display my camera to you ;) better not record me!
[10:37:00 AM] Brian Nichols (work): I won't Just hang on while i install Camtasia. I can't get Fraps to work.
[10:37:30 AM] jolene lester: this is only for YOU lol..after your in let me know your username so that i can add to you my friends list
[10:38:29 AM] Brian Nichols (work): This seems like a lot of technical hurdles. Can i just masturbate now?
[10:39:39 AM] jolene lester: oh its probably gonna ask you for a credit card to sign up for the app but its free babe,  its just for age verification. Im wearing almost nothing and I dont want any kids watching me lol
[10:40:08 AM] Brian Nichols (work): Just like my site! What did you think of my blog?
[10:40:33 AM] jolene lester: k... Let me know when you're in babe, you should see my cam on
[10:42:47 AM] Brian Nichols (work): It's ok? Yeah, i mean it's pretty amateur but i don't have a lot of time to spend on it. Maybe i'll write an aritcle about you. Lolene Jester, i mean Jolene Lester, love of my loins.
[10:43:12 AM] jolene lester: hmmm my pussy is so wet lol  ok I see u connecting, I'm gonna put on my outfit now , Just type here or in the chat when u can see me undressing ;)
[10:44:53 AM] Brian Nichols (work): I don't think that's me. I already jerked off while i was waiting for your macro script to reply.
[10:45:55 AM] jolene lester: k.. xoxo :)~
[10:47:24 AM] Brian Nichols (work): "wet lol? Listen, Jo, i'm not sure this long distance relationship is going to work out.
[10:48:24 AM] Brian Nichols (work): It's not you, it's my credit card. To put in terms you'd understand, it's maxed lol.
[10:49:02 AM] Brian Nichols (work): No hard feelings lol?
[10:49:42 AM] Brian Nichols (work): Arf!